Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[KUROXFAI]

granted but then Sakura kills u for takin her fame

i wish i was in TRC

 

[Negative-Zero]

[musical note]rejected!,rejected! you just got rejected![musical note]

i wish that you people wuld stop posting dumb wishes

 

[KUROXFAI]

denied because that was a stupid wish

i wish itsover9000 wasnt so stupid

 

[Hetalia Canadia]

Granted.

I wish my cat didn't go in the closet. She's not supposed to.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but she become evil and takes over the world!
I wish I could be a chocobo.

 

[KUROXFAI]

denied because i dont feel like it

i wish i owned a Lamborghini

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it "falls" off a cliff.
I wish my wish was denied.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, your next wish will be denied.

I wish for more paradoxes.

 

[Hetalia Canadia]

Granted, but that's impossible.

I wish to be the supreme ruler of the universe. c:

 

[StarGirl]

granted but you are evil try to destroy all planets

I wish I will be a princess of nine planets

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but they go to war.
I wish I was healthy.

 

[KUROXFAI]

denied im to bored to grant it

i wish i was in the movie Don

 

[Hetalia Canadia]

Granted, but you get killed.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

 

[StarGirl]

granted u getting bored forever

I wish that I am a champion of pokemon grand festival

 

[KUROXFAI]

i grant ure un asked wish

i wish i was of the undead as a zombie

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but vampires kill you... some how.
I wish I had a plate that cost Trillions of dollars.

 

[StarGirl]

granted but u ran out of money in next day

I wish I live in clean manison with no monster that they try rape me

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but then i break it

i wish i was me

 

[StarGirl]

granted but you are someone else

I wish that someone would stop cutting my vagina with scissor

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but then u start

i wish i could be watchin Chucky right now