Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Team Rocket's Raichu]

Granted, but half way through they all burst into flames.

I wish that I could read Japanese.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You can perfectly convert to romaji and say any Japanese text. Doesn't mean you can understand a lick of it though.

I wish for 8.

 

[Team Rocket's Raichu]

Granted, but becomes a 9.

I wish that I had a real life Pokemon.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but it's a Bidoof, and everyone makes fun of it.

I wish for a pet moose.

 

[Team Rocket's Raichu]

Granted, but it eats you when your asleep.

I wish it was Christmas everyday.

 

[Erudition]

Granted, but you're only repeating the same day of your life and it sucks.

I wish for the next poster to drown in a bliss of 8s.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, I'm dead now. Is this a corruption or not? Interpret it how you will~

I wish that Bad Apple!! would calm down already.

 

[Team Rocket's Raichu]

Granted, but then he gets so calm and stops breathing.

I wish that I had a lobster and steak meal for supper!

 

[Erudition]

Granted, but they're only drawings.

I wish the next poster would fall in love with the poster after them @~@

 

[Team Rocket's Raichu]

Granted, but then we decide we hate you, and team up and kill you! :)

I wish the next person is hot (and not a guy).

 

[Erudition]

Denied ^_^ And btw... you're corruption is funny now...

I wish for my wish to get denied.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Denied ^_^ And btw... you're corruption is funny now...

I wish for my wish to get denied.

I wish for my wish to not get denied.

 

[Live in Color]

Granted, but your next three wishes do.

I wish that I'll fall asleep easy tonight.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but you wake up constantly.

I wish that I could be with my girlfriend watching the NYE fireworks. >_>

 

[derozio]

Granted, but she disliked them. ;;

I wish I could get an emblem. xD;

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

>=[ Heartless.

Granted, but it's the "SHUTUP" emblem.

I wish the new year would come already.

 

[Zeffy]

DENIED.

New year has been canceled.
I wish that this thread will become popular.

 

[derozio]

Granted, but it gets SPAMmed frequently. xD;

I wish I could get a super awesome theme. :o

 

[Åzurε]

Granted, but it's impossible to have Mr.T and Chuck Norris in the same image. Your head asplode.

I wish for more wishes!

 

[derozio]

Granted but they get denied.

I wish for something insane. xD;