Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[*Meowth V.2*]

Granted, but it shall disappoint you at the end.

I wish to be a billionaire.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You have a billion Zimbabwe dollars.

I wish for whiter teeth.

 

[Erudition]

Granted, but they're dentures.

I wish that everybody would love the above poster ^.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but we get over it. (wtf?)

I wish that I could have some more motivation to get stuff done.

 

[Ninetales433]

^ forgets to add wish,so Denied.
I wish winter vacation was longer.

 

[Erudition]

Granted, but you have to make up the time during the summer.

I wish a freak accident occured at my school while I was at home and made it impossible to go back...

 

[BHwolfgang]

Your wish has been granted, but you are to be immediately transferred to the substitute school that has been made because of what happened to the previous one.

I wish for brownies.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but they're rotten.

I wish for a white christmas.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but it's not white as in snow... it's white as in black and white... congratulations on wishing us back into a world where color t.v. hasn't been invented.

I wish for Cold Humor.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. For some reason, I'm very warming to your hearts though. :|

I wish Tasofro would develop a PatchCon expansion. :D

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but it doesn't work either, causing another patch to be made that doesn't work, so on and so forth.

I wish Ren & Stimpy would come back. (I only watched 1 episode and saw its AWESOMENESS)

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but you can't watch it.

I wish I could get a new DS quickly.

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

Granted, but someone steals it. I wish 2010 will be a better year than '09!

 

[kcrew]

Granted. The next year will be the worst of all time.
I wish I could wish and not have a wish that was a horribly corrupted wish, and that wish would be a wish for a pet fish that could grant another wish.

 

[BHwolfgang]

Granted, but now you're tongue tied.

I wish for peace on earth.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but everyone is dead.
I wish I had Heart Gold now.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish Sonic Heroes had a sequel.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but Team Sonic isn't in it.
I wish Team Chaotix didn't revolve totally around Espio.(Even though he's my fav.)

 

[kcrew]

Granted... now it revolves around everything else.
I wish that I didn't have to wish.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it creates a black hole.

I wish to destroy the black hole.