Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you can't reuse it to buy anything. If you were to use it for any other use, such as scraping gum off of the floor, you can reuse it as much as you want.

I wish I could draw Eva Braun and not have it come out looking like myself.

 

[Negative-Zero]

granted but you accidentally drop it in a puddle

i wish i had some death note manga books

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You write your name in them so that people know they're yours. They're actual Death Notes though.

I wish I that had enough money to get Re4-K- and Re5-W-.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you can't afford to pay your bills afterwards.

I wish passports weren't so expensive.

 

[Ninetales433]

Granted.Now instead of being "so" expensive,they are now "super" expensive.
I wish airplane tickets only cost a dollar.

 

[kcrew]

Granted. Everything else costs twice as much as it should....
I wish this wish isn't corrupted or denied, and this wish is for 1000000 dollars.

 

[Link1000]

granted, but you were robbed on the way home :P
lol it isnt corrupted or denied u just got unlucky lol
hmm..wish for unlimited power :P

 

[kittykitten]

granted but because you so much power people hate you and blew your arm off.

I wish i could have an real umbreon.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but scientists take it away and do tests on it and stuff.

I wish there'd be an FFTA3.

 

[Link1000]

granted but the budget was only $2 so it was bad

wish for the wish to be corrupted :P

 

[Porygon-2000]

Wish granted, but it isnt corrupted!

I wish I had some salt and vinegar chips...

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but they're corn chips, not potato chips.

I wish I had some cheap souvenirs from Moscow.

 

[kcrew]

Granted. Are you happy with your new Antartica souvenirs?
I wish I had my own, personal, fast laptop.

 

[Ninetales433]

Granted,but it breaks easily.
I wish weekends were longer than school days.

 

[The Darkest Gale]

granted, but the teachers stalk you o3o
*shot for lameless*
I wish I was fish xD lol
I got from a rhyme my little sis told me xD

 

[Ninetales433]

Granted,but then you got eaten by a shark.
I wish I could think of a wish right now.

 

[PL4Y3R]

Granted, But you think of too many wishes and ur head explodes

I wish I hadn't seen Land of the Lost

 

[kittykitten]

granted but you want to watch it now.
I wish i was a cat.
(MEOW!!)

 

[kcrew]

Granted. By the way, your neighbors happen to own a zillion bulldogs...
I wish I was one of those bulldogs.

 

[The Darkest Gale]

granted but your a wimpy one and are vegeterian o3o
I wish I wasn't eaten by a shark