Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Ninetales433]

Granted.You are now eaten by a whale.
I wish I had a DSi.

 

[The Darkest Gale]

granted but a bubble ruins it
I wish it would stop being cold

 

[Erudition]

Granted, but it becomes unbearably hot :/

I wish for a bad pun!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but the nature of this thread doesn't allow for it without pun-ishment.

I wish for another $0.06 on my Gift Card.

 

[BHwolfgang]

Granted, but you wouldn't be able to buy anything with it.

I wish for a tropical smoothie.

 

[PL4Y3R]

Granted but the tropical area was polluted so ur smoothie sucks

I wish I had cool indestructable wings

 

[Erudition]

Granted... you drew them ^_^

I wish for the next posters post to contain no space characters ;3

 

[kittykitten]

Granted,buttheniposttwospacecharacters.
I wish i had the chance to ride a horse.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but it kicks you off into a nearby brook.

I wish I could afford to buy a copy of the Communist Manifesto.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but I burned it. Enjoy!

I wish I could disappear from my English class.

 

[Erudition]

Granted, you're invisible... but, also bound to your seat ;3

I wish for a witch's broom and hat.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but I dropped them in a pit. Full of acid. Sorry 'bout that.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I want.

 

[Negative-Zero]

granted, but you teleport into a volcano.

i wish that i knew what to wish for.

 

[Eos Aduro]

Outposted! Unfortunately, if that wish is granted, the universe will implode!

I wish I had a pot of gold!

 

[Negative-Zero]

granted, but it gets stolen by a lepricon

i wish that i wasnt failing english

 

[jigglyppuff8]

HA HA HA, OH WOW! Should've seen that one coming a few hundred miles away.

Granted, you manage to get A++++++++s with whatever English you do know, but that doesn't change the fact that you suck at it.

I wish PC had better smilies.

 

[Erudition]

Granted... PC has ONE decent smilie, but no others.

I wish the jigglypuff in ^ sig. wasn't winking at me.

 

[Negative-Zero]

granted, but it shoots you with its LAZAR GUN.

i wish that my brother wasnt such an idiot.

 

[Ninetales433]

Granted.He now has the brain of Einstein and talks too much about every school subject while following you everywhere.
I wish my sister wasn't such a braggart.

 

[Eos Aduro]

Granted, now she's sobbing on you constantly because she's insecure

I wish I had magic powers