Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but the powers only extend up to being able to bend foam with your mind.

I wish people would read my FFTA2 fanfic.

 

[Eos Aduro]

Sorry, I'm blind (Actually checking it out now Ninja Caterpie, FFTA2 was a SIIIICK game!!! I'm excited to see what you wrote)

I wish I had theme music that played when I did stuff

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Wait, it didn't get corrupted? =O awesome! I still have more to read.

Granted, but the theme is catchy so it's always stuck in your head.

Wait...

I wish I would have the courage to undertake a Hercule Poirot short story fanfiction. I'd be the first on all of FF.net.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it's so beautiful, people die.
I wish my tummy didn't hurt.

 

[*Meowth V.2*]

Granted, but now your head hurts.

I wish I was less lazy.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but you are too energetic and die.

I wish I wasn't so violent.

 

[BHwolfgang]

Granted, but now you have no strength.

I wish for an apple tree.

 

[Eos Aduro]

Oooh, turns out Isaac newton was right about gravity, you jst got crushed by a torrent of apples

I wish I could escape

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but you just get caught again.

I wish I could just WRITE quality stuff.

 

[Eos Aduro]

You write so well that everyone else gets jealous, J.K.Rowling takes you out with a grocery cart.

I wish someone would get around to updating the roleplay section

 

[Erudition]

Granted... I would normally corrupt this wish... but, heck...

I wish the same thing xP

 

[ÇyänïdëÉX]

Granted but the update is so complex that it is written in a foreign space language

I wish i had some oatmeal :P

 

[Code]

Granted, but the oatmeal......er.....does something to corrupt your wish....XD

I wish for some sticks. =)

 

[ÇyänïdëÉX]

Granted but they are weak and fragile

I wish i could take a nice nap.

 

[Eos Aduro]

Granted, but its a dirt nap

I wish I didnt have an exam today

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but you have 10 the next morning.

I wish I had a copy of Portal.

 

[Erudition]

Granted, but you think the manga sucks and it costed you a lot of money :/

I wish for some originality!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted.

BUT YOU DIE.

I wish that a girl scout would ring the door bell and sell us cookies.

 

[Erudition]

Granted, but... you get over priced and the cookies make you fat T^T

I wish that MAL could just scan my brain for the manga/animes that I've watched/read. T^T

 

[Eos Aduro]

Granted, but it taps your brain and puts embarrassing facts about you on the internet.

I wish I could whistle