Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[ÇyänïdëÉX]

Granted but your lips are stuck on the whistling position

I wish i had something to do.

 

[Code]

Granted. But then you forget what it was you were doing.

Granted but your lips are stuck on the whistling position

That would be awesome....then I could kiss girls! XD

I wish for a life....

 

[BHwolfgang]

Granted, but you wasted it.

I wish for some popcorn.

 

[Eos Aduro]

Granted, but you ARE THE POPCORN dundundun POP!

I wish I wasnt so lame....

 

[ÇyänïdëÉX]

Granted but now you are so cool that you have no privacy

I wish i had some pizza.

 

[Erudition]

Granted, however, it is the worst you've tasted.

I wish for control over the passage of time ;3

 

[Eos Aduro]

Granted, but you meddle with the time stream and end up being your own father

I wish I could use mind control

 

[ÇyänïdëÉX]

Granted but you can only control your own mind

I wish i had some more money

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but it's in Reichmarks, which haven't been used since 1948.

I wish I had an aluminum canister.

 

[Eos Aduro]

Granted, but you're trapped inside, and the air is running out.

I wish I could go to different dimensions, and come home whenever I wanted

 

[Erudition]

Granted, however, you die after your first expedition~

I wish for zombiez!

 

[ÇyänïdëÉX]

granted but the zombies eat you face

I wish for some cooked brain.

 

[Erudition]

Granted, however, it kills you.

I wish for a hug (>*-*)>

 

[Eos Aduro]

You get one, from a 10,000 ton hydraulic press!

I wish for a hoverboard.

 

[Eos Aduro]

You get one, but its 10000 calories and you eat 176 of them, then die of a heart attack.

I wish I could do the worm.

 

[Erudition]

Granted, but that is only because you are a worm.

I wish for a solar eclipse to unleash a deadly swarm of demons to kill me.

 

[ÇyänïdëÉX]

Granted but the demons get exterminated by a group of monkeys before they can kill you and you go to jail where buba is waiting for you XD

I wish for a house full of rats.

 

[Eos Aduro]

Granted, but they're genetically altered super rats that destroy the universe from your house.

I wish my shower didnt go cold

 

[Erudition]

Granted, it's only temperature is that off a volcano.

 

[ÇyänïdëÉX]

no wish no corruption?

I wish i had a osca mayer weiner.