Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Granted, but you take a random trip to the sun and the intense heat scorches your vision.

I wish for my own Gym Badges.
 
Granted, but it turns out they're fake because they were bought from some rip-off cheap shop instead of an official league maker. [I have no idea how badges are made, I'm making it up here. XD]

I wish to fly on the back of my faithful Latias
 
Granted, but while on air she slides you off onto the sea.

I wish for more pie.
 
Granted,but it was Poisonberry pie.
I wish pokemon were real.:/
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granted but you have special pheromones that agitate pokemon causing them to unleash their wrath on you resulting in your immediate death :)
i wish I had all the shinies and events in the world :)
 
granted but they are all hacked, super hacked.....so your DS or your DS lite or your DSI or your DSI XL explodes in your face and you become blind.........that sucks


i wish i had a lil pony
 
Granted but it turns out to be one of the four ponies of the apocalypse. It's pestilence so now you are terminally ill.

I wish this script I hacked into my pokemon rom would work like it's supposed to.
 
Granted, but your script editor was deleted, and have no access to the internet.

I wish I was good in Math. (I'm not good at math :'()
 
granted! i go and fly to wherever reds bed is, give the money to you then you go get the game but then i take it then go back to miami............... you cry all day in disbelief...

i wish i didnt have to go to work today......
 
Granted. But you get fired.

I wish I didn't have to sleep and not get tired.
 
Granted, but your body doesn't realize that. *death pulls the scythe* >:E

I wish I had a pony.
 
Granted.......but you'll regret it when people hug you to death.

I wish I could create a world out of my imagination.
 
Granted but you imagined a massive explosion in your home.

I wish mosquitoes would stop biting me :(
 
Alrighty. But they kiss you instead, giving you cooties.

I wish summer wasn't too hot and winter wasn't too cold.
 
granted but thats because groudon and kyogre are fighting right over your house
i wish i had 9001421337 wishes *nerdgasm*
 
Granted. But an angry genie appears and kills you before you can use any.

I wish for my own computer.
 
granted but my dead body is flung by the genie and crushes your computer :)
i wish i had wifi that would allow me to actually trade :D
 
granted but it was stolen from another house and they find out.

i wish for a bottle of water
 
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