Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[TJgamer]

Granted, but you accidentally teleport into an incinerator.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

 

[тнз_ᴜᴨᵳoᴙgıvӡи]

Granted, but you accidentally teleport into an incinerator.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

yes well unfortunately wishes do not come true...

i wish that all the Moderators,Super Moderators,Staff Admins, would spontaneously combust.

 

[649]

Granted, but the second before that happens, you are promoted to Moderator.

I wish that the IRC chat would stop being so STUPID.

 

[mishy.]

Granted. Now they're so smart they all call you stupid.

I wish for the microwave in the College's Cafe to be fixed.

 

[ShaQuL]

Granted but it burns your food :D
I wish for a 3DS :)

 

[zlip]

granted....but you are accused of stealing the prototype

I wish this wish couldnt be countered

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Wish granted, it got corrupted instead.

I wish that there would be an orange islands pokemon game

 

[ShaQuL]

Granted...there is. Its a hack.
I wish that I was good in usin PhotoShop

 

[champagnepapi]

Granted...but you pirated the program and were jailed for doing so.
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I wish I could beat Dark Azelf with no crits

 

[FlamingThunder]

Granted but Dark Mespirit comes and beats you up for killing Dark Azelf

I wish for a Ruby/Sapphire remake.

 

[zlip]

granted but it sucks more then the originals!

I wish pokemon were real

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

Granted but then I use them to conquer the world.

I wish I had a Pokémon Black and White.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, it's japanese.

I wish that this wish could get corrupted.

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

Granted.

I wish that I could put spoiler tags in my sig again.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, But then it got removed again.

I wish pokemon was real

 

[тнз_ᴜᴨᵳoᴙgıvӡи]

granted but the real life pokemon look stupid since they are not animated.

i wish we were anime characters so if Pokemon WAS real, then they could keep the same look.

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

Granted, but now you're a nothing character who only shows up in one episode and no one will ever see you again.

I wish my NES would work.

 

[ShaQuL]

Granted but only tetris works xD (does it exist on NES?)
I wish i Could FLY!

 

[Sсott]

Granted, but a plane smashes into you. :(

I wish I was a cartoon character.

 

[FlamingThunder]

Granted but you became a movie character instead.

I wish I have the power to do Psychic powers. (e.g read minds, make thing float, barrier thingies..)