Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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its called a laptop...? Anyways granted but costs 3 million bucks

I wish I could use oves like pokemon do

PS: are we doing this to get our questions awnsered or to see the funny responses?
 
Granted, but you can't even knock out a Magikarp with Thunder. Instead, in a classic twist of fate, the Magikarp knocks you out with Tackle. :D

I wish I had a pet Ninetails.
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And... I guess we're making wishes just to see the response... I honestly dunno. :)
 
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Granted, but you spelled Ninetales wrong and therefore, you have nine tails (literally)

I wish I was the best at spelling!
 
Granted. Now, you live in a game called Sims.

I wish I met Jirachi.
 
Congratulations! You obtained a Muk!

It now proceeds to cover your house with sludge. :D

I wish I could be an awesome swordsman! (And not get killed by Omnishash. That would suck.)
 
Granted! But your jet-pack breaks down, and there aren't any stores that are able to fix it. Good luck regaining the ability to fly! :D

I wish Audino could learn Recover. :)
 
Granted, but Audino has to be level 102.
I wish I did'nt waste this wish.
 
Too bad! You just did. :D

I wish my sword could be absurdly sharp. :D
 
Wish Granted, but whilst playing with your newly sharpened sword it slips out of your hand and well...lets say your nickname is 5toed_mew_nani now.

I wish for a pair of socks that, with a press of a button, turn into disco balls.
 
Granted, but the disco balls are actually bombs!

KA-BOOOM!!!

I wish I was Sonic the Hedgehog...
 
Granted but Dr. Eggman caught you and he sent you in an unbreakable cage.

I wish I was the smartest kid in the world!
(and my head didn't explode HA! >=))
 
Granted! You now become an evil Chessmaster, and get defeated by Cloud Strife. :D

I wish you could challenge Final Fantasy bosses to Pokemon battles. :D
 
Granted, but your pokemon, even the legendaries, are no match for their!

I wish I was out of the unbreakable cage...
 
Granted! Now you're in a lava bath. :\ WITH NO WATER TO COOL YOU OFF. :D

I wish SOMEBODY would remake FF7. (I'm a huge fan of that game, aren't I?) :)
 
Granted, but none of your favorites characters are in it!

I wish I was Godzilla...
 
Granted!
But you step on Tokyo, and get shot down by the marines. :D

I wish I could learn to use my new Kindle. :\
 
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