Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Crystalized]

Granted, but the main writer was Osama Bin Laden, and now that he's dead all it is is terror warnings.

I wish that my signatures were better.

 

[ElectricScyther]

Granted, but unfortunately it's too big and gets blocked by the mods.
I wish I was telepathically connected with all the celebrities and major government figures in the world.

 

[lx_theo]

Granted, but they have to kill you for what you learned


I wish I could have more money with no negative consequences

 

[Crystalized]

Granted, but you only get 50 cents.

I wish I had more time for homework.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It was always there. You just never chose to use it for its intended purpose and instead used that time to corrupt wishes.

I wish for a creative corruption.

 

[ElectricScyther]

Granted, but this is all I can think of.
I wish my life was more exciting.

 

[TJgamer]

Okay. *summons a family of T-Rex's to chase you

I wish I could create more time.

 

[ElectricScyther]

Granted, but now you don't know what to do with it.
I wish I was considered "cool".

 

[mew_nani]

Granted! You are now Iceman. :D

I wish the hot dogs at school tasted like hot dogs and not like 2-week old hot dogs left in the sun one hour each day. :( Not even mustard can save them...

 

[FlameChocobo]

Granted! You get Polish Sausage which makes me feel sick to my stomach when eating those.

I wish my video capture card works so I can record more videos.

 

[dead-man-walking]

Granted. But your GPU got bust in the process.

I wish I have a stick.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. I hope you enjoy that stick of gum. Eh, that works, right?

I wish for commentary.

 

[baseballa34657]

Granted, You now hear voices and sent to the insane asylum.

I wish Pokemon were real.

 

[Nelauk]

Granted, but then the Pokemon will destroy all of the human race and thus we will go extinct.

I wish I had green olives right now.

 

[baseballa34657]

Granted, But since you said you HAD green olives, you didn't get any.

I wish I could use teleknesis.

 

[mew_nani]

Granted! You use it... and your apartment collapses on top of you. The problem? It's only for one-time use! :\

I wish... I could think of something to wish for. :D

 

[The_Original_Raitan]

Granted, But you live in regret as you have no more wishes.

I wish I Horses could make any animal sound they wanted to.

 

[^SuitUp^]

Granted, now horses are always making sounds that annoy you.

I wish I were a wailord.

 

[mew_nani]

Granted! But your girlfriend turned into a Skitty...

I wish I didn't have to go to bed early on weekdays. :D

 

[The_Original_Raitan]

Granted, but now it's always night time.

I wish I had a really comfy mattress.