MAN KILLER! (The Pochama fan club)

[oni flygon]

We must become followers of the almighty Pochama and spread its word! Let its great teachings reach to all four corners of the mighty earth!

 

[Cherrim]

...just so long as it doesn't totally eclipse Lightningism, fine. >O

I wonder what its English name will be~ @_@

 

[oni flygon]

Come to think of it, this is the first time (in a while) that the three of us, the staff members who are the most un-Pokemon related became obsessed with a Pokemon... XD

 

[Ryoutarou]

Something crappy I bet for the English name, and if its evolutions suck, I'll look forward to smacking the crap out of a level 90 Dragonite with a cute little penguin.

 

[oni flygon]

Yes, because this thing owns everything. It owns every Pokemon created henceforth.

 

[Cherrim]

Oh, if its evolutions suck, I'm keeping it unevolved definitely. XD Might actually find a use for an everstone, this generation.

As for English name...I dunno. They've been pretty good about other starters' names in the past. Hopefully this one'll be witty enough to pass the test. XD

 

[Ryoutarou]

Yes, because this thing owns everything. It owns every Pokemon created henceforth.

It owns every Pokemon that has even been or ever will be.

 

[oni flygon]

Thus it is THE Pokemon that controls BOTH time AND space. :o

 

[Ryoutarou]

Thus it is THE Pokemon that controls BOTH time AND space. :o

Obviously. Which is why it'll easily beat Dairuga and its followers.

 

[Cherrim]

Oh, of course.

And that's also why it's the best starter ever this generation ever. :3

 

[oni flygon]

Thus it owns everything. Even the Diaruga followers and their pitiful existance!

 

[Ryoutarou]

Thus it owns everything. Even the Diaruga followers and their pitiful existance!

This owns owning itself. As I said...I'm so getting a Pochama bedspread, blanket and plush.

 

[Cherrim]

I'll get the plush, definitely but...I doubt my parents'd let me go for the bedspread.

I haven't had a themed bedspread since my Sailor Moon one. XD

 

[oni flygon]

Haven't had one ever since... never... but that might change soon... :o

 

[Ryoutarou]

At the VERY least, I'm getting a plush or two of the great one.

 

[Cherrim]

You mean plush? XD;

I want one. And probably a bobble-head thingy too, if they decide to make another generation of those. It can sit next to my Pichu. XD

 

[oni flygon]

Aye...

Pochama can divide by zero.
Pochama doesn't sleep. He waits.
Pochama has two speeds: Walk and kill.

 

[Ryoutarou]

I want one. And probably a bobble-head thingy too, if they decide to make another generation of those. It can sit next to my Pichu. XD

I wanna pimp my room out in Pochama's greatness now.

Aye...

Pochama can divide by zero.
Pochama doesn't sleep. He waits.
Pochama has two speeds: Walk and kill.

Pochama can also kill Chuck Norris.

 

[Cherrim]

Pochama can divide by zero? Oh shi-

But yeah...why are we the only ones posting? Come, people. ;_; Come spaz over this adorable little starter with us~

 

[oni flygon]

I agree with ya... XD

# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Pochama.

# Pochama doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of Pokemon Pochama has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Pochama.