Jolty-kun said:
I've never heard of a 'Monkchine'. XD
The strory of the monkchine
One day a very strange guy was walking down the road and spread peanut butter on his toes, then touched his toes with his hand and licked his hand clean. Then Crunkn' Munky wanted his shirt so he punched his toes and got peanut butter on himself.
Crunkn' Munky later found that guys address and directions to it
Crunkn' Munky created a tractor beam to make him the ultimate human/robot
so he could stomp that guy
So he zapped a robot he created and himself
Then Crunkn' Munky went to that guys house and slipped on a turd and died
- The story of Turd Monkey and the Monkchine
Niccolio Makaveli, book four, chapter 6, Passage 12
Edit: Cloud nine it is perfect literature, lol