Mission Failed

[Zayphora]

Okay. So this was inspired by this hilarious scene in one of Cuterline's fanfics in which two grunts and a Golbat have a really big fail in a car about a dead Caterpie.

The way to play is this. You have to come up with some ridiculous thing that one or more evil team grunts fail at doing(i.e.- These two grunts are trying to catch Articuno, it flies off a cliff, and they fall off a cliff)(Okay, that was a lame example) and describe the situation, but only halfway. The next person has to attempt to finish that one, and then start a new one. This is a pretty simple game but it takes some writing.

Only a few rules- Make sure to say what team your grunt(s) are from. Try to make up names if you can. Feel free to put in as many weird references as you want, but try to keep it sort of clean, you know? You can also make these fails explain something, like why Team Plasma has such a fail uniform.

I say fail a lot, don't i?

Example.

First Poster- So this guy, Joe, from Team Plasma is sent by Ghetsis on the extremely important mission of getting him some coffee. He goes to the cafe and gets a cup, and then walks out and...
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Second Poster- ...a Rotom shows up, steals the coffee by possessing a vacuum and sucks it up. Then the Rotom gets really hyper and breaks a window in the Plasma HQ, which gets blamed on Joe.

This guy named Robert and girl named Bekka from Team Magma and Team Aqua respectively are sent to kill each other. So they go off on their mission and...
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And so on. Have fun!:D

So this guy, from Team Galactic, is going to Pastoria to figure out the best place to hide a bomb. For the part where they blow up the lake, you know? So he goes and hides it in.....

 

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...a tree. However, when the grunt leaves, the bomb falls out of the tree, and the police sees it and arrests the grunt.

Team Darkness sends the Darkness Captain to Brightbulb City to steal all of Professor Joke's Pokemon. So the Darkness Captain enters Professor Joke's lab...