Me playing Pokémon Blue for the first time in 1998:
"Welcome to the Pokémon Centre!"
Omg, it's Nurse Joy from the anime! Whee! Hello Nurse Joy!
"We heal your Pokémon back to full health."
Yep, you sure do! :D
"Would you like me to heal your Pokémon?"
Yes please!
"Your Pokémon are back to full health. We hope to see you again!"
You probably will! Wow, I love this game.
Me playing HeartGold just now:
"Welcome to th-"
JUST HEAL MY DAMN POKÉMON, WOMAN, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN A HURRY. ffffffffffff.
Please. Can't we just have machines. With a Yes/No option for healing. Please. Kthnx. ;_;