My thing beats yours.

[King_of_fire]

Alright, I've decided to make a fourm game, and here is how it goes. I don't know if there's a thread already like this, but here goes.
One poster posts a thing that beats the above posters thing, and so on. The thing you put can be a Pokemon thing or non-Pokemon thing.
Example:
Poster 1: Water
Poster 2:The sun evaporates your water!
Poster 3:A black hole slallows the sun!
So, go ahead, I'll go first.
A tree.

 

[Rosehip]

Fire engulfs your luscious tree.

 

[Adam Levine]

Obsidian removes the glowing fire.

 

[Broken_Arrow]

you could've just said water,dammit

paper covers your precious Obsidian!! like in paper scissors rock game lol

 

[Adam Levine]

Pacman chomps paper! Haha!

 

[King_of_fire]

Pacman gets shot by a sniper.

 

[tnfsf11]

Chuck Norris eats your sniper!!!

 

[Adam Levine]

Giant booby traps kills Chuck Norris.

 

[tnfsf11]

A newborn baby destroys it by extreme suction!!!

 

[Adam Levine]

Aging kills the baby which has turned into an old man.

 

[Elaitenstile]

God is eternal, thus God beats ageing. Believe in me, thou.

 

[tnfsf11]

What can beat God? nothing.

 

[The_Consumer]

My somethingness beats your wretched nothingness

 

[Crunch Punch]

This black hole I created with my God-like powers sucks your somethingness.

 

[tnfsf11]

Nowhere beats your black hole, because in Nowhere time & space don't exist ;)

 

[The_Consumer]

Apples beat nowhere, because they make that nowhere a place filled with lots and lots of apples.

 

[Adam Levine]

Molds grow on apples, and therefore cannot be eaten.