Nestle CEO wants to privatize the air we breathe

[TRIFORCE89]

Ok all joking aside, that CEO has got to be smoking something, and I really want some of it.

But it isn't true. And he isn't the CEO.

Go look at my earlier post.

 

[Yuoaman]

I think everyone here needs to just stop breathing, then we won't even need to fear that our air will be taken away - because we won't even need it anymore! THE PERFECT SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING.

 

[PokéZoom]

I can't find anything other than this site saying this. I'm not sold that this isn't a joke article.

Knowing Nestlé, I can't say I'd be surprised if this wasn't a joke. :P
But honestly, this is just... Words cannot explain how ridiculous this is.

 

[Plumpyfoof]

This is hilarious! If I could I would do everything in my power to help this along, just so that the failure is so spectacular and with such cost that no one ever does anything stupid again.

 

[Keiran]

So, could we then sue companies who pollute the air for tampering with a paying customers product?

 

[Nihilego]

Heh. Interesting as this is, I'm afraid it's a hoax guys, so no real discussion's gonna arise from this. So sorry but I'll bring it to a close. d:

-closed