Never Ending Cheat

[The Bringer!]

Then you go to take a piss, and your cousin restarts the game =O
Before you can beat the crap out of s/he, s/he transforms into M3gA P1dG3Y and you must...

 

[dumbpikAchu]

hack the game to get your progress back then get your Machamp to kill him/her!

 

[OokamiShipper]

Then your Machamp de-evolves into Machop. While you scream out curses of how you spent so many hours evolving it into Machamp, you notice….
(Dx Is that a bit too offtopic for this thread?)

 

[Devil's Guitarist]

that it is going to evolve into a rayquaza!!so...

 

[The Bringer!]

You shoot it with a conveniently placed gun because rayquaza is for n00bs. When you turn back to your game, you notice that...

 

[Azumi]

...Magikarps are raiding the game! you take out your...

 

[matt561]

King and sword to travel back to the 19...

 

[Jas_66]

...and capture a pickachu...

 

[xiraiya]

then give coffee to old man in Viridian 666 times

 

[Devil's Guitarist]

but when he seems to be recoved he suddenly dies.so the woman who was next to him....

 

[Azumi]

...started screaming like crazy, saying "Murder!". You act fast, and...

 

[Devil's Guitarist]

shoot her.after that happened u fly to cinnabar island to encounter missigno,but u forgot....

 

[Swift!]

...halfway there, that you were riding on a Butterfree. So you fall out of the sky and land in the ocean...

 

[Devil's Guitarist]

where suddenly a giant pikachu eats u....

 

[Skull_Kid]

And he throws up cause you taste very bad and then Ridley from the Metroid series picks you up and...

 

[Devil's Guitarist]

calls Vaan(Final Fantasy XII) so that....

 

[matt561]

You can battle along side Rachet and clank in the war for...

 

[dumbpikAchu]

farts. and then you realize that Rachet is really your COUSIN!!!!! you start cussing bloody murder, and then you shoot him, when Clank is turned out to be- CLANK! So you shoot him too, because their games stink...

 

[OokamiShipper]

Off topic: Wow, so child friendly, this thread has become...
On Topic: Um...your cousin is given a revive and he challenges you into a battle!! After you win/lose you....

 

[The Bringer!]

have found out that someone just stole Santa Clause D=
You have to go and level up until all your pogeymanz are over level nine-thousand and challenge the person who stole Santa and save Christmas. The kidnapper is none other than...