Never Ending Cheat

[The Bringer!]

A level 45 feebas. Nice going, you could've had the magikarp, numbnuts.
Press the back button a couple times, then do it the right way.
You will soon encounter the level -45 magikarp, which will use its...

 

[Pokemon12345678901]

special attack. "Kill all Pokemon". It kills all your Pokemon and you go to there funeral. A little girl will say she feels sorry for your lose and will take you to a place where you can catch ...

 

[The Bringer!]

some fish and run through the meadow. You live. You love. Years pass. You have a great life with her.
Then, of course, you remember that you are in a video game, and the illusion is ruined. Distraught, you fling yourself off of the tallest...

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

...windmill you can see, plummiting until you land on officer Jenny's retarded scooter-bike thing, which brings her to exclaim...

 

[The Bringer!]

"Watch where ur goin', ya little varmint!"
Slightly unnerved by Jenny's accent, you forget your plans of suicide and run like hell.
However, as fate would have it, you run into her again on your way to the...

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

... Magikarp fans convention, the place where everyone celebrates the most useless Pokémon ever! Officer Jenny sicks her hillbilly growlithe on you and all you can do is...

 

[The Bringer!]

Ask one of the passing people (who is in a magikarp costume) to help you.

"Never fear! The MIGHTY Magikarp Man will SAVE YOU with his GREAT ABILITY to RESIST FIRE ATTACKS!!!11 LOL" says the magikarp cosplayer.

Officer Jenny is scared off by the man's undying love for magikarp and his fish like smell. You thank the man and leave, deciding that you don't much care for this new Team SUPER EVIL PEOPLE and will save the world by beating them. The Magikarp man can be your sidekick, since he needs to get away from his apartment that he hasn't paid rent for in six weeks, and the shower doesn't work. He may also have cancer.

 

[jamics_5147]

You leave the Magikarp man and fine another to help you..It is the Feebas woman..And then you want the max beauty of Feebas to help you to your unending journey...

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

Then you beat up feebass with a baguette and receive a wish. The wish fairy will give you three options:...

 

[Fredu999]

be able to find Missigno,...

 

[The Darkest Gale]

which brings every dead pokemon in this cheat back to life..

 

[The Bringer!]

Then, angry at you for disturbing their eternal peace (or torture, depending on morals), they all beat the crap out of you. You are now dead. You decided a small thing like dying isn't going to stop you from completing the never ending cheat, so you...

 

[Fredu999]

realise that you were only imagining things, and listen to the fairys other two options, wich is...

 

[.Razr]

to become a magicarp lv.100 which is almost impossible and....

 

[rmmstnr]

feed them a mixture of peanut butter, sugar, molasses, and spaghetti...

 

[Fredu999]

with bits of Missigno. in it and throw...

 

[Burzes]

it in to the sea. Then it flows to...

 

[Down with the darkness]

Kyogre who sees it and...

 

[Pokemon12345678901]

it is Level 101, but before you can throw your masterball. It sends you back in time (yes in this cheat he can control time) where you go back to the Pokemon Red and Blue area and everything is black and white, so to get back to the future you have to ...

 

[SPEEDIE]

Catch a Ditto and Transform it into a Dialga then you