Never Ending Cheat

[Rai]

.....breaks....so the alarm goes off and.......

 

[Kurono]

You're chased down by rabid houndour..

 

[Utter Disaster]

...who's hungry for meat, so you...

 

[Rai]

...try to catch it in a pokeball.....

 

[Utter Disaster]

...but it eats it and continues chasing you, then you...

 

[Amy-chan]

...run to the nearest Pokemart and buy...

 

[Kurono]

...six rifles and a corolla...

 

[Amy-chan]

...that can go 99 miles an hour, fly, jumprope, and do everything better than your old car in every way except...

 

[Utter Disaster]

..tell the time (XD) so you...

 

[Amy-chan]

...go to the Pokecenter and withdraw...

 

[Smarties-chan]

the pink pichu balancing a pie on its head. After you do that you have to...

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Teach it to tell the time by...

 

[Shiny Meganium]

...making it eat a ticking watch...

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Now your car is complete you...

 

[Rai]

.......drive it into a tracker trailer......

 

[Amy-chan]

...which belonged to the turkey farmer you saw earlier. He gets so mad that he...

 

[viridian doubletongue]

...fights you with his turkeymon..

 

[Dogboy2709]

and to win you have to Eat....

 

[viridian doubletongue]

19,000 big macs, which make you feel

 

[Amy-chan]

...special because you have gotten into the Guiness Book of Pokemon World Records, which means that...