Never Ending Cheat

[Crazy Weavile]

...the innocent people of the Pokemon world's souls are eaten by someone else before you can...

 

[Yoshistar64]

.....set the worlds new record of "World's fattest Pokemon eater",you get mad and you throw a tantrum making everything back to normal again,your Pokemon say...

 

[Spinor]

"geeze nice going redo" they call on Mew to Revive ash and may,who kiss on kyogres back and set of for hoenn, the mew has forbidden you to go to hoenn, you then go to cinnabar, then You encounter... MISSINGNO!!!1...

 

[Crazy Weavile]

...Missingno plays Beethoven's Third on an old organ, before sinking Hoenn and all of the people on it into the sea...

 

[Spinor]

Mew taleports ash and may somewere else in an N/A place, missingno wakes up from reality, and puts back hoenn by Playing Beethoven's 9th, the fourth movement. but kyogre kills him for over using land, then you...

 

[Lunux]

see groudon come in and begin to fight with kyogre about whetther or not they should switch roles in the pokemon world and then you say...

 

[Attack_of_the_Turtwig]

..."maybe you should have an egg and it would take over for both of you" but they try to eat your left thumb when...

 

[Spinor]

all of a sudden, Mew just telepots interdimensionally with ash and may kissing

then Rayquaza and deoxys get angry,Rayquaza demolishes groudon and kyogre, and Deoxys Wipes out all of planet earh by colliding it with mars...

but what happened to you? is it the end of the cheat, that you realize it just causes you to die?..........

 

[Attack_of_the_Turtwig]

...but it is not the end of the cheat! start a new game and choose the opposite gender. Then, eat your starter. Make sure to cook it medium-rare! Then...

 

[Crazy Weavile]

...stand on a PS3 and say "FIVE NINETY-NINE NINETY-NINE", which makes...

 

[Attack_of_the_Turtwig]

...An Arceus that ate forty-seven atomic bombs for breakfast appear and eat your spleen! Then...

 

[wmoor0826]

You walk around in the grass under pallet town and find a level 100 Charmander, and a level -50 Magikarp... In a double battle... The cheat worked!

 

[Attack_of_the_Turtwig]

Or did it...? After finding those pokemon, you realize you are dreaming, and you are really in the belly of a Shaymin. you jump out of the mouth and it uses leaf storm on you. Then, skittoxys

appears and uses Meow Blast on you, thus turning all your pokemon into Majikarp. Then...

 

[Crazy Weavile]

...the Magikarp fuse to become a Uberdemonfish, which destroys fifteen dimensions, and eats the solar system, causing the night sky to contain stomach acid. Then, the acid starts raining to the ground...

 

[Canthinkofaname]

but is destroyed in mid air when mew appears without ash and may, and uses sacred fire to destroy the acid. after that...

 

[Crazy Weavile]

...Uberdemonfish shrinks to a Wailord size, and the universe magically reappears...

 

[viridian doubletongue]

... But is solely inhabited my small one eyed fish. You discover by reading a text on your mobile phone, that an ebil legendary has locked all the people in a small glass chest somewhere between Earth and Proxima Centauri. You look to find it, but...

 

[Crazy Weavile]

... you realize that it's actually a glass chestnut...

 

[Attack_of_the_Turtwig]

...then you get all fire type pokemon and chop down all the trees in the world. You roast the chesnut, making all the molten glass fall. ut you realize you made a big mistake since there are no trees left so the world will run out of oxygen. So then...

 

[Crazy Weavile]

...you remember other plants produce some oxygen, and kill all sick and elderly people to avoid global suffocation, which makes a new Pokemon called ROFLCOPTER appear and say "You make mah ROFLs tun intah pancakes!"...