Never Ending Cheat

[Lunux]

Then ROFLCOPTER gets shot down by an extremely grumpy Grandma that says, "pancake this!" then she puts together a rebelion against the people that plan to suffocate the elderly and sick society. then...

 

[Crazy Weavile]

...she gathers up the rebellion, when they see a Tauros stampede on the horizon...

 

[Lt. Surge's Raichu]

They goes like " omg what IS that?" and start running in panic

 

[Canthinkofaname]

but are too slow and are about to be massacred when you save them by sending out a lvl 1204823046983476 lugia and using aeroblast on the tauros. but before the elderly can thank you, you mistake them for some weird old pokemon and blast them with aeroblast as well. after that..

 

[bubba115115]

you shut your game off and trun it back on to see you are now a gaint...

 

[Crazy Weavile]

...so you go on a rampage, filled with poor lip-syncing and claymation-y...

 

[bubba115115]

and then a mod apears and and cheers you on but then you turn into a kid again and shut off the game

 

[Yoshistar64]

... but since you whine and whine about being small, you turn into a giant again, but your nose turns bigger everytime you lie, so you....

 

[bubba115115]

eat the flesh of a human and be come normal and then you go to the e4 and realize this is not a cheat and you stop posting here

 

[Attack_of_the_Turtwig]

but then you realized they lied to stop this neverending cheat so you take an army of Shaymins all armed with panzerfausts and start blastin the crap out of them when...

 

[bubba115115]

system dies and you have to sat over

 

[Crazy Weavile]

Or do you? You become one with the game, so now you have to get back into the real world before continuing with the cheat...

 

[Spinor]

Before,mew appears, but it revealed it self as a substitude.

Then mew w/ AAMay kissing appears and teleports away somewere w/ impossibleity of finding it. you suicide, going to pokehell. then Darkraisatanas demolishes your soul.

You officially die and Ash and May lived happily ever after. THE END

lets close this

 

[Crazy Weavile]

But then, a random dancing llama switches the status of your soul and Ash/Mays's. You leave the game, but...

 

[Melody]

...You are forever trapped in limbo between this world and the pokemon world with only a shiny larvitar...

 

[Animehero]

The shiny Larvitar askes for a twinky...

 

[Rai]

But you don't have one so you give it a cupcake instead! And then the Larvitar...

 

[Yoshistar64]

...then you find out that the Larvitar hates cupcakes, so he throws it up and uses a Hyper Beam attack. He learned Hyper Beam!! Also, he blasted a wall with a level -64 Machamp in it, but...

 

[Rai]

Then a Magikarp comes along and attacks the Machamp! Since the Machamp is at such a low level...

 

[bubba115115]

he un evovoles so he is a machop now let start over from the beging