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Never Ending Cheat

You then slash Rotom's arm off,and start poking his eye with it.He gets angry and...
 
it evolves to a Kanghaskan that has an anger management issue. Kanghaskan starts stripping and he eats your head. A Caterpie will show up, it talks to you. Go to New Moon Island, walk 28394 steps north and eat the Caterpie, the eaten Caterpie should give you its head that was eaten by a Kanghaskan. A pile of black, wet, chunky goo blasts you in the face, you hope its chocolate. Then you...
 
pull out a banana to deflect the goo at a nearby miltank. Then...
 
The Miltank then hits you with a purple umbrella. You faint and go to Nurse Joy who gives you a level 8 Weedle that knows Strength...
 
Then you get the weedle to use strength on the healing machine to reveal...
 
you walk to Twinleaf town and throw it at Professor Rowan, but you missed and it hit a wild Ditto, who used transform, it transformed into a nut case! Then...
 
it used ANNOY! You faint and wake up at the Spear Pillar in Palkia's body. A trainer is battling you and you dont know what to do. So you...
 
So you call up Dialga,and make it use Roar of Time on all their pokemon.(You give it 5 bucks for that)You then reclaim your pikachu,and try to hit Professer Rowan and....
 
Professor Rowan pulls out the camera of DOOM to take a picture of a Palkia carrying a pikachu! So you...
 
Have every Pokemon in your party use Dark Pulse to deactivate the Flash. Now, Professor Rowan evolves into...
 
Professor Ivy! Then professor ivy uses secret power! then...
 
Brock appears and cries because of Professor Ivy. The Itemfinder/Dowsing App reveals a bowl of oatmeal, which you...
 
eat. Then in a flash of not-so-bright light, you become Shaymin! Then you...
 
take and mash it all over Brock's face, the Brocks gets scared and evolves into Nurse Joy, Nurse Joy pees in her pants over all the excitement(oh wait, she isn't wearing any), then She picks up her Blissey and chucks at Team Rocket, who fell from the sky, then...
 
... visit youtube.com to find a video about the moon being made of cheese. Then suddenly, a green Rapidash jumps from out of James' shoe and it...
 
...Rapidash takes James's socks and puts it over its mane. The socks catch on fire and James gets really mad and starts hitting Rapidash with a stick he stole from a Farfetch'd who was about to get eaten by a PC Member called Jimmyray. You have to save the stick from getting whacked or else the world and Jimmyray will explode to little things. Then...
 
You are about to grab the leek from James, when all of the sudden , an adgitated Wooper appears in a Ferarri with your mother. They are now maried, and the Wooper is now your father. You start to cry utill James hits you with the leek.
 
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