Never Ending Cheat

[Akarei Yorume]

"SOMEONE MESSED WITH MY VOCAL CHORDS! NUUUUUUUU!"
It looks at Dawn and says "OMG YOUR PIPLUP IS EVOLVING!"

 

[MissMegano]

...You, Dawn, Prinplup, and Groundon celebrate by singing "Potential Breakup Song" together, but get in a huge argument over who sang the best high-notes. Groundon towers over you and...

 

[Akarei Yorume]

Blasts you with Ember. You run around with your rear on fire for about five minutes...

 

[.:LemonTea:.]

until you stumble upon Professor Oak who gives you....

 

[MissMegano]

...a Pidgey. Just what you needed. Go back and challenge Groundon to a boxing match. Pidgey gets knocked out. You push Dawn into the ring and...

 

[Akarei Yorume]

Angry monkeys. Dawn is beat up while the Groudon laughs maniacally.

 

[MissMegano]

...It breaks Prof. Oak's hearing aids, and you must escort him to the hospital to get new ones-completely ignoring Dawn who is...

 

[Akarei Yorume]

Running around in a chicken suit.

 

[MissMegano]

...pondering where in heck she got that, you're suddenly snatched up and carried off by an Aerodactyl. It takes you to...

 

[Akarei Yorume]

A giant public restroom... where it tries to flush your head down the toilet. It fails and a Muk pops out of...

 

[MissMegano]

...The toilet. "Excuse me, I was using this stall." Embarassed, you shove your hands into your pockets and shuffle to a group of bug catchers. You join them as they...

 

[Akarei Yorume]

Start shooting at Officer Jenny. You are mistaken for one of them so you are also placed under arrest.

 

[MissMegano]

...But you're secretly the son of Harry Houdini. You break free of the handcuffs and hijack a police motorcycle. But your getaway plan is flawed- you forgot...

 

[Akarei Yorume]

Your pants. (not your underwear O_o just your pants...)

 

[MissMegano]

lol. ...A friendly group of Caterpie bring you a manskirt they made themselves from leaves. You go along, but Team Rocket mistakes you for Tarzan and tries to...

 

[Akarei Yorume]

Stick you in a giant bottle for research. You ask why it's called "research", as if they were looking for you before.

 

[Jayster23]

Then the Professer who has the Big nose gives Team Rocket a Paddle Pop (ice cream) then they tickle you with the Paddle Pop and...

 

[MissMegano]

...oh no. They get to your chin, the most ticklish part of your body. You spaz forward violently and break out of the bottle. It awakens an irritated Charizard named...

 

[Mitchman]

constipated who farts to kill everyone
in its wake just your luck it farts in

 

[MissMegano]

...Your eyes. Madly running in blind circles, you remember how to get new eyes. You pull out your Gameboy and press...