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Never Ending Cheat

jump around like a crazy idiot until the train crashes. you die. then, you restart the game and pick charmander. charmander takes out a pistol and...
 
says: "oh, dude, are you a cat with seven lifes? lets find out!" and shoots you.
 
you now have 6 lifes. you kick him in the balls, take the gun, and shoot charmander's eye and toes off. the he falls over. you shoot him in the head. oak calls the police and...
 
you fall in love with officer rocky.
 
who is a guy so you turn out to be gay and get arrested and thrown in the jailhouse for 61 years. now that your 75, you...
 
your belly explodes and you are dead again. You hear a voice: "dude, are you stupid!" and charmander is standing in front of you again!
 
you punch him and beat him to death. then you steal oak's quirtle and bulbasaur. and evolve to Blastoise and Venusaur. then you challenge the elite four and...
 
win. suddenly oak appears and shoots you....again!
 
...kiss huntail and become pregnant.
 
rock. you restart your game again and hop onto an entei's back. he takes you to pacifildog town where you...
 
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