Never Ending Cheat

then the biggest monter comes to help you: MOMMY!!! she kicks may´s butt and
 
O.O you run to the next hospital, try to ignore the people, which are staring at you and
 
beg the doctor to sew it back on. He does that but then may rushes in and screams: "NOOOOO!"
She grabs it, (YUCK!) and rips it off and feeds it to her poochyena (YUCK YUCK YUCK!)
 
the poochyena suddenly has horrible hedache and its belly is grówling and hurting.
 
your crouch loves you to much but' it's gone mentle! You battle it. It hits you with urine bubblebeam. You faint. May laughs and steals your crouch. Thus begining the race against time. Before May gives it to groudon!

DUH DUH DUH DUUUUHHH!
 
groudon is friendlier than many people think, it cleans it and gives it with best wishes back to you.
 
it runs away and hides in your trousers.
 
It trys to hide. The master ball hits you in the knackers. You double over yelling. (trust me, that would hurt!) You crouch runs from the pain. May chases it.
 
you try to follow them, but you cant walk anymore. may has your crouch and starts eating it. (yuck)
 
She swallows, then she's sick. It's still in one peice. She gets mad and begins to raise her fott above it. "CROUCH! USE URINE PUMP!" May gets flung back you and your crouch run. She gives chase.
 
you run home and lock the door behind you! Finally reunited! your crouch is bach there where it has to be.
 
But then May randomly leaps through the window in a volley of glass. She grabs hold of your crouch with her teeth (yuck!) your crouch yells in pain.
 
you take your sword and cut off her head. DIE!!!
 
you are then chased by every person in the entire region. They are wielding...
 
(o.o I'll go ahead and pretend previous posts with said crotch didn't happen. o.o)

Dead chickens. They hit you over the head with them, and you can only escape by...
 
then suddenly, your cellmate explodes for no reason, allowing you to escape.

However, vermillion jail is out in the ocean near vermillion city. so, you fall in sharpedo-filled waters.
eat them, and swim to jhoto...
 
Where you must go to Professor Elm's lab where he will talk to you in Latin no-matter what version you are playing, then the game will reset...
 
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