Now for the squirtle rap! XD

[Uzumaki_King]

Yea my name is squirtle,
And I'm a water turtle.
Spit water in your face,
Be sure to put you in ur place.
I got a shiny shell,
It's the hardest cant u tell?
Squirt squirtle squirt;
I'll shove ur face in the dirt.
Dont mess ith me or else you'll get hurt.

Squirtle is the man, squirtle is a G;
Dont go in the water, thats where he does pe pe... >.>

Tell me what u think! 8)

 

[TJgamer]

Heheh....heheheh....EEHHHEHEHEHEH!!! {Rolls on the ground, laughing}
...Ahem! Sorry about that. It's just that, the words you put in this are ridiculously funny. "Squirt squirtle squirt?" Heheheheh... that's just rich!

Okay, I'm serious here...."Don't go in the water, that's where does pe pe?" ...What?! That is not really the way to go in any kind of writing.
I'll make this brief, your rap is a good concept and idea, yet some of the words in it could use some more time and practice.

 

[Flying Zebras]

Lol that was utterly funny.Good job but I agree with Tjgamer