Official Names for the Gen 5 starters in English

[Cynic Kaka]

Anyone care to take a guess as to what YOU will think the English names of these guys:

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:CoroCoro_BW7.jpg

Will be?

Honestly, these guys all seem like ripoffs of previous starters.

Water Pokemon:

I'd like to call it (Curse Word meaning crap)plup.

It looks like someone shaved the **** out of a Piplup and made ears on it.

Fire Pokemon:

Burntwig

It looks like someone burned a Turtwig, or ran a lawnmower over it.

Note the Spoink tail.

Grass Pokemon:

Weedcko

A Treecko who does weed.

 

[Prince of the Sea]

It sure seems like you don't take these new ones easily. Here are some I thought of, and heard from places.
Smugleaf (1st)
Pignite (2nd)
Emboar (2nd, but most likely an evo)
Wautter (3rd)

 

[Serene Grace]

No, I don't think so. Firstly, this kind of discussion goes in the Generation Five Information Thread. Secondly, it seems like your language isn't really appropriate and is slightly strong so.. I'll close this thread.