Greetings Pokecommunity Administrator. I am writing this email to request confirmation of reviewal in your Pokemon Roleplay section. As a Professional Turtle Farmer my job requires the most intense understanding of all things turtle, including Squirtle the pokemon turtle and his interactions in a roleplaying experience. I feel that we would both benefit from this. Myself, I'd get to do the research that I so require, and you, you would benefit as the world in general benefits knowing that I am producing the best turtles the world has to offer.
I also need to pardon my Canadian assistant/alter ego, ChandaThePanda. He isn't a very good turtle farmer, being from Canada and such, but perhaps this research project will help him improve his abysmal turtle abilities. Why, just the other day I believe he mistakenly spammed your inbox with 3 copies of the same private message as he did not know that sent messages weren't automatically recorded in the sent items folder. Thinking he hadn't successfully sent the message due to internet failure (the same internet failure that may have caused his submission of his Pokemon RP, Boundless Journeys), he sent two more, only upon the third sending did he notice the unchecked box that led to the absence of the aforementioned sent message.
If my request to know if Boundless Journeys was successfully submitted is granted, I hereby solemnly swear to send you two (2) pictures of turtles from my turtle farm, so that you may see the fruits of my improved labour and feel pride in knowing that you helped.
Eagerly awaiting an answer,
Ace Danger McCool, Professional Turtle Farmer.
And totally not ChandaThePanda
