Oh noez, it's the Sharpie Bandit

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    I saw this in the news and I thought you all would get a kick out of this idiot:

    SOUTHFIELD, Mich. -- A man accused of drawing a mustache on his face with a sharpie marker and robbing a bank led police on a chase Friday before he pulled into the police station parking lot.

    Southfield police arrested the 24-year-old Detroit man in the Southfield Municipal Complex around 12:30 p.m. after he allegedly robbed the Chase Bank at 11 Mile and Southfield roads a few moments earlier.

    Southfield police Lt. Nick Loussia told Local 4 he was heading back from lunch when he heard the call about a bank robbery over the radio. Loussia said he looked up and saw the suspect's car driving toward him the wrong way on the I-696 Service Drive.

    He said the silver Malibu almost smashed into him. "I swerved to the left. ? I am glad to be OK," said Loussia.

    The suspect clipped another Southfield police officer's patrol car on Evergreen Road and then made his way to Central Park Boulevard and onto Civic Center Drive, which ends at the Southfield 's municipal complex.

    Police cars boxed the man's car in and arrested him.

    Police found a handgun and money inside the man's car.

    The man faces fleeing and eluding charges as well as bank robbery charges.

    Loussia said the man will probably be arraigned at 46 District Court on Saturday.

    Basically, idiotic thief decides to make a getaway and ends up driving himself right to the police station, all while trying to travel incognito with a freaking sharpie disguise. If only he drew a ski-mask XD

    The original article is here.
     
    That is awesome. Atleast the criminal is smart enough to make a disguise. Usually bank robbers just get in their car and drive one hundred miles per hour. It's idiotic.
     
    He'll be stuck with that mustache for a long time I suppose​

    Suriously, that'd probably be the worst incognito I've ever heard of, I can imagine how any person with a mustache would look like without one​

    Like you said, he's better off wearing a ski-mask, or at least put on a flesh mask​

    And that was pretty funny on how he didn't suspect he was driving right to the police station :P​

    ♪LoaferBoyzX♪​
     
    One robber tried to rob a bank with a Goofy mask, and the teller laughed at him until he left from embarrassment.
     
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    Well at least he tried? It wouldn't have helped unless someone very skilled drew it on him.
     
    So even the economic crisis is effecting robbers.... wow sad really. You know that the people have no money and you have no money but you have to be all desperate? Go to new york grab yourself a cup and start begging. If there's a corner available.
     
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