OMGNOES UBERZ!!!11!one!

[LethalTexture]

Meh, many of you may look down on me for this. But I've spend a little time on Shoddy throwing together some Ubers for a team, so, here goes.

NOTE: I'm not too familiar with the Uber metagame, so EV spreads may need reworking.

Groudon @ Salac Berry
Ability: Drought
EVs: 58 HP/252 Atk/200 Spd
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Swords Dance
- Earthquake
- Dragon Claw
- Overheat

Physical Sweeper. Standard SDSalac Groudon. Swords Dance until Salac kicks in, proceed to sweep. EQ for STAB, Dragon Claw for Dragons, Overheat to hit Skarmory and other floaty steels.
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Dialga @ Expert Belt
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 120 HP/138 Atk/252 SAtk
Sassy nature (+SDef, -Spd)
- Thunderbolt
- Flamethrower
- Brick Break
- Draco Meteor

Mixed Attacker. Sassy may not be such a good nature, but this one is Shiny, so I want to use it. Thunderbolt hits Kyogre and Lugia hard (I've placed T-Bolt instead because, as much as I love Kyogre, I'm not gonna be using him. You'll see why.), Flamethrower for Metagross, Draco Meteor for the various dragons, Brick Break for a 2HKO on the standard Uberbliss spread.
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Mewtwo @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 42 HP/216 Spd/252 SAtk
Timid nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Calm Mind
- Taunt
- Ice Beam
- Aura Sphere

Here's why I'm not using Kyogre. Special Sweeper. Caught this guy on Leaf Green this morning. You know the drill. CM for set-ups, Taunt to prevent Phazers and others attempting to set-up, Ice Beam to kill things, Aura Sphere to hit things that resist Ice Beam.
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Deoxys-Leaf @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP/152 Def/106 SDef
Calm nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Cosmic Power
- Charge Beam
- Spikes
- Toxic

Tank. Cosmic Power to boost those already humongous defences, and to provide backup for the lacklustre HP, Charge Beam for Sp. Atk boosts, other two moves self-explanatory.
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Regigigas @ Leftovers
Ability: Slow Start
EVs: 252 HP/6 Atk/252 Def
Impish nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Knock Off
- Thunder Wave
- Toxic/Substitute
- Return

Physical Wall/Supporter. Another Shiny here. Knock Off to render items useless, Thunder Wave for status, Return for attacking and STAB. Not sure about the other slot, though.
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Ho-oh @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP/58 SAtk/200 SDef
Calm nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Calm Mind
- Thunder Wave/Thunderbolt
- Flamethrower
- Recover

Special Wall. CM up, Recover when needed. T-Bolt and Flamethrower to hurt stuff.
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All critisism accepted. Also, if anyone can trade me these Pokémon with the natures listed, and untouched, PM me:

Groudon, Deoxys-Leaf, Ho-Oh.

EDIT: Oh yes. I also have a few Pokémon I can replace these for. Their purpose will be listed in the description. However, as a disclaimer, it does contain the Unspeakable. I did NOT hack it, I recieved it in a trade. The OT is not mine. So there's no need to accuse me of being a hacker ;)

Arceus @ Silk Scarf
Ability: Multitype
EVs: 252 HP/252 Atk/6 Spd
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Swords Dance
- Extremespeed
- Earthquake
- Shadow Claw

Physical Sweeper. Yes, it's Smogon's *boo hiss* Extremekiller set. SD + STAB + Silk Scarf = 1HKO on more than half of the Uber metagame, including Mewtwo and Darkrai. Earthquake for Steels, Shadow Claw for Lugia. This doesn't help with Skarmory though. Which is why I've come up with this set MYSELF:
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Arceus @ Splash Plate
Ability: Multitype
EVs: 58 HP/252 Atk/200 Spd
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Swords Dance
- Waterfall
- Thunder
- Rain Dance

Physical Sweeper. Almost the same concept as before. SD + STAB + Rain Boost + Splash Plate = OOBER PWNAGE. And, Thunder deals with Skarm! But this is gonna struggle against dragons.
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Registeel @ Leftovers
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP/58 Atk/200 Def
Impish nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Curse
- Iron Head
- Stealth Rock
- Explosion

Physical Wall. Curse up, Iron Head for attacking, SR for support, Explosion for a grand finale.
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[shedinjask]

Aruseus @ Leftovers
204 HP/252 Attk/52 SDef -- Adamant
Swords Dance
Extremespeed
Recover
Shadow Claw

Better Extremekiller. Which you really have a weak to.

 

[GeneralGuy]

Aruseus @ Leftovers
204 HP/252 Attk/52 SDef -- Adamant
Swords Dance
Extremespeed
Recover
Shadow Claw

Better Extremekiller. Which you really have a weak to.

What the hell, that's not even legitimate to battle with yet.

 

[ultranerd57]

Ho-oh has base Atk of 130 and Spatk of 110. You could throw in EQ, Sacred fire, Punishment, or other physical moves.

 

[Dark Azelf]

I dont get why your so concerned about skarmory, ITS NEVER EVER EVER SEEN IN THE UBER METAGAME.

You kinda get raped by Choice Scarf or Specs Kyogre.

UBER Metagame Bliss or Shedinja put a stop to that.

 

[Anti]

Regigigas and registeel just get obliterated in ubers. If pokemon like Suicune get killed in ubers, that means pokemon like registeel are like having sunflora on a standard team.

Blissey @ Leftovers
Trait: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SDef
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Thunder Wave
- Stealth Rock
- Seismic Toss
- Softboiled

I'm pretty sure that's uber blissey.

 

[Dark Azelf]

Regigigas and registeel just get obliterated in ubers. If pokemon like Suicune get killed in ubers, that means pokemon like registeel are like having sunflora on a standard team.

Blissey @ Leftovers
Trait: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SDef
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Thunder Wave
- Stealth Rock
- Seismic Toss
- Softboiled

I'm pretty sure that's uber blissey.

Uber Bliss is

Blissey@Leftovers
252 SP.DEF / 252 DEF / 6 HP
Calm Nature
Trait : Natural Cure
- Ice Beam
- Calm Mind
- Shadow Ball / Thunder
- Softboiled

Max def and sp.def allow it to wall without giving it lol defense. Calm mind cancels out the need for hp evs.

Seismic toss isnt too good in ubers as it will take about 10000 S-Tosses to kill things with ridiculous hp. Ice Beam and shadow ball kills most things as just about everything in ubers is psychic or dragon. Thunder is there for Kyogre if you fear it or even wish to use this bliss in conjunction with it to abuse the rain.

Antis set is workable aswell as there are so many variations of uber bliss.

 

[Samson]

uberbliss always had thunderwave and ice beam.

 

[flamehaze94]

uberbliss always had thunderwave and ice beam.

No, Thunder Wave and Ice Beam aren't a necessity.



Seismic Toss however is. Aromatherapy is pretty much also needed as the change-of-pace of the Uber matagame will kill you if you have nothing to cleric your team. Thunder is a granted as with the increasing number of Kyogres in Ubers. Icy Wind Bliss is also pretty sweet.


In Ubers, a ReSTalk is always needed or else Darkrai will totally rape this team. Use ReSTalk Diagla.




Seriously though, Giratina walls/outstalls this team to death. CB Groudon weak.

 

[Samson]

exactly, blissey is the only safe giratina counter which is why it always runs ice beam and twave.

 

[flamehaze94]

Giratina gets Toxic to outstall Blissey or Calm Mind to boost up while it does relatively nothing. Blissey get hurt a lot by Dragon Claw, close to 3HKO me thinks, but I'm too lazy to do calcs. Most Giratina carry ReSTalk to just melt away the Thunder Wave. Thunder Wave is not very viable in Ubers IMO, Toxic is the better choice. Besides Thunder already has the 30% parahax chance.

 

[Samson]

blissey without kyogre wouldn't run thunder. that's just silly.

blissey w/ kyogre would run thunder. scarf kyogre just got more popular, so there goes that understanding. and you're right about CM gira, trouble is it still wouldn't like getting paralyzed. resttalk gira would have still struggle with finishing blissey off. dragon claw might be a 3HKO but again, it wouldn't like getting paralyzed.

paralyze is very viable in ubers. groudon is the only uber that is immune to it and blissey does not hit hard in anyway, so it has to be able to reduce faster pokemon with stat-boosting moves from using them. toxic reduces how many pokes they'll be able to KO or outstall, but that is inferior to being able to paralyze something and attempt to outstall it or switching in something that is now able to come in and OHKO-2KHO it.

 

[shedinjask]

Seismic Toss is lol against most ubers, it's usually a 4/5HKO. You do not need a Restalker to beat Darkrai, just a wall that can take the sleep. And if you get an obviously hacked Pokemon in a trade, you're just as bad as the hacker. No one cares if you didn't hack it yourself. You're using it.