on fleek [dLtMs0 v 5.5]

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>Life is not a game

I...look, I know it's 2016, but

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c'mon now.
 
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Platinum trophies are fun fun fun.

What did you get it for? Tales from the Borderlands? The Walking Dead?
 
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Life is basically fighting the forces of Ultrasatan, ripping their dicks off, crushing their heads with your bare hands, shooting them with your double barreled super shotgun, using your chainsaw against those naughty Hell Knights and Tyrants and watching them cry in horror as you cut them into pieces as high frequency sawblades rip and tear through hellish flesh, no scoping their faces with your Arctic Warfare Power (AWP) rifle, then invading hell, so you could throw all those dead faces into the Icon of Sin's face and tell it to go screw itself. Then you go back to the surface to discover that more and more of the hellish horde came to try kick your ass but obviously you're more than ready for that, so you tell those hellish hordes that you're here to explode their @$$holes and see how they would handle that. And then those impies would go like "OH NOOOOOO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH!!!", and the other badguys would go like "OH SHOOT! SOMEBODY STOP HIM/HER!" but you simply flip the bird at them before you gloriously blow their faces off. FOR FREEDOM.
 
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I wanted to say something about "life" in a lil more serious manner but i think my way of saying it was enough. Sides, its only as "X" as you wanted to be. X Being an independent variable that will yield different "Ys" or outcomes that you, yourself set as you go through. As cliche or even ubiquitous as it sounds, sometimes people often forget the most repeated things.

Also i can't wait to claim Six hundred Sixty Six, unless a modslap reset occurs.
 
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You just know a modslap reset will now occur at 665. Just because.
...and I can't be bothered to type what I think about life right now.
 
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Ew, Internet Explorer...I remember when I used to use that. Just after dialup. Dark, dark days...
 
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