Alright guys, no konovent this time. I just received a note:
Dear PageEmporer,
I have been trying to enter the mansion, but the door was locked. I have been hearing loud silly noises about a kono vent, which I have no idea what it is. So as a result, if you don't open the door, I will put bees into the mansion. If you really don't let me in, I will make Golurk an extinct species. If you really REALLY won't let me in, I will destroy this mansion. with the power of ROLEPLAYING.
From, Otamajakushi.
Whoever this Otamajakushi person is is SO dead.