Parody Songs

[Amy-chan]

This is a parody of Pokemon Advance (the song) that I created. Tell me what you think. It's called "Lazybones Advance".Also, my keyboard has no Return button so this might be formatted strangely. "A kid that stays in bed and never never goes to school. I think this is weird, but he thinks that it's really cool. I have walked one inch. My feet are very sore. I don't want to sing this dumb song 'cause it's quite a bore.Take one step and I think I'll faint. Gonna fart all over again. I wanna be a zero! Zero! Lazybones Advance! I sleep in hay! I wanna be a zero! Zero! I pooped in my pants! Futuristic pesticide will prove a zero's buried deep inside! (under the junk food.) I wanna be a zero! Lazybones! If you want to hear another one speak up and I'll type one. I have a lot of joke songs. If you want to share a song you wrote you can post it here.

 

[Imakuni?]

ill format it for you
:: Lazybones Advance ::
"A kid that stays in bed and never never goes to school.
I think this is weird, but he thinks that it's really cool.
I have walked one inch.
My feet are very sore.
I don't want to sing this dumb song 'cause it's quite a bore.
Take one step and I think I'll faint.
Gonna fart all over again. I wanna be a zero! Zero!
Lazybones Advance! I sleep all day!
I wanna be a zero! Zero!
I pooped in my pants!
Futuristic pesticide will prove a zero's buried deep inside!
I wanna be a zero!
Lazybones!"

now for my song

:: Cleaning off mah Desktop (the aim song) ::
Have ya eva deleted something important?
I have
U got concerns for mah dirty desk...
Look at the times...
Its about time someone kicked ya in da behine...

I said I'm sorry buddy!
I never meant to delete you!
I neva meant to make you cry...
But tonite im cleaning off my desktop...
**Chorus**
I said I'm sorry buddy!
I never meant to delete you!
I neva meant to make you cry...
But tonite im cleaning off my desktop...
*repeat chorus x 2*

 

[Amy-chan]

ill format it for you
:: Lazybones Advance ::
"A kid that stays in bed and never never goes to school.
I think this is weird, but he thinks that it's really cool.
I have walked one inch.
My feet are very sore.
I don't want to sing this dumb song 'cause it's quite a bore.
Take one step and I think I'll faint.
Gonna fart all over again. I wanna be a zero! Zero!
Lazybones Advance! I sleep all day!
I wanna be a zero! Zero!
I pooped in my pants!
Futuristic pesticide will prove a zero's buried deep inside!
I wanna be a zero!
Lazybones!"

now for my song

:: Cleaning off mah Desktop (the aim song) ::
Have ya eva deleted something important?
I have
U got concerns for mah dirty desk...
Look at the times...
Its about time someone kicked ya in da behine...

I said I'm sorry buddy!
I never meant to delete you!
I neva meant to make you cry...
But tonite im cleaning off my desktop...
**Chorus**
I said I'm sorry buddy!
I never meant to delete you!
I neva meant to make you cry...
But tonite im cleaning off my desktop...
*repeat chorus x 2*

Thanks for formatting my song Imakuni?. *imagines that someday there'll be a novel called Legend of the Lost Return Key. *

 

[Imakuni?]

welcome. wat did u think of my song? you should write that. mre songs now

 

[Amy-chan]

welcome. wat did u think of my song? you should write that. mre songs now

I thought your song was funny. :laugh: What did you think of mine? You can admit it if you thought it was corny. Since you said more, here is another that makes fun of Barney. I wish a return key would just appear on my keyboard.(weird format again..sorry..) Phanphy Phanphy is an elephant from our imagination brought to life by Abcs for world domination. Phanphy shows us lots of things like how to go beserk, dirty knees and cavities and how to be a jerk. Phanphy wants to try and test out all his evil powers. Phanphy soon will cover Earth with carnivorous flowers!

 

[Imakuni?]

i like it. ok we have a band (online-suzukisan *note suzukisan is imakuni?'s band*)
ill format your new song and work on mine

":: Phanphy ::
Phanphy is an elephant from our imagination brought to life by Abcs for world domination.
Phanphy shows us lots of things like how to go beserk, dirty knees and cavities and how to be a jerk.
Phanphy wants to try and test out all his evil powers.
Phanphy soon will cover Earth with carnivorous flowers!

:: The Real Torchic ::

Now im da real torchic yes im the real torchic so wont da
real torchic pleez stand up... pleez stand up...
Now im da real torchic yes im the real torchic so wont da
real torchic pleez stand up... pleez stand up...

:: Pokeball *hotdog parody* ::

Its s pokemon world what a pokemon place
Everybody by da pokemon face
Pokemon mas and pokemon dads its a pokemon cop
with a pokemon badge. pokemon kid with a pokemon life.

 

[Pluslechu]

Hey I'm a pokemon kid with a pokemon life 0o;; LOL ^_____^ I'm hyper. Don't mind me...

 

[Imakuni?]

:: Pokeball UPDATED *hotdog parody* ::

Its s pokemon world what a pokemon place
Everybody by lives da pokemon face
Pokemon Dream and a pokemon life
Pokemon kid with a pokemon life!
Pokemon mas and pokemon dads its a pokemon cop with a pokemon badge.
Pokemon job
With pokemon pay
And a pokemon boss
Is a pokemon pain
Pokemon press
And Pokemon lies
Well, Lethal's in the back
With Pokemon Vibes

 

[Amy-chan]

Another weird format.......(to tune of Clementine) :laugh: Return Key Oh my darling,oh my darling. Oh my darling return key! You are lost and gone forever! Dreadful sorry, return key!

 

[Pluslechu]

Good songs btw. ^_^ lol! Pretty funny.

 

[bna_li]

MY NEIGHBOURS(My bonnie)
One day as I lay on my pillow,
One day as I lay on my bed,
I stuck my feet out of the window,
next mornin my neibours were dead!

 

[Pluslechu]

ROFL!!!! ^____^ I can relate to that XD My mom is constantly complaining about the smell of my feet no matter how much I wash them....

 

[bna_li]

Heh, lol... We learnt that in school last time! IN SCHOOL! I wonder what they are trying to teach us.

 

[Imakuni?]

:: Return Key ::
Oh my darling,oh my darling.
Oh my darling return key!
You are lost and gone forever!
Dreadful sorry, return key!


I am be the very best
Like everyone thinks they are
I got them all
Wats the real test?
I trained them just be cuz!
I traveled across the land.
600 million times!
I taught those kids to understand
The power i got inside.
Stupid Kids!
Its you and me
Id rather it just be me!
Stupid Kids!
Oo your not my friend in a word ya cant defend...


dont get me wrong i love pokemon but there were all thes loozer noob 1st graders who thought they were pokemon gods... then i got yelled at by da teachers afrer i schooled them in a battle... thats y i wrote that song.

 

[PichuSecretBase]

XD those are hilarious!! Great job yal!

 

[Imakuni?]

hey pika-mew what happened to your return key?

 

[Amy-chan]

*tries to voice a dictionary* Lost Return Key.. see thread "Your Opinions on Glofish, The Mutants" in "Other Chat". Imakuni, I know how you feel about the know-it-alls... Not thinking there is a Pichu, yet thinking RAICHU evolves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *mutters*

 

[Imakuni?]

what happened to the re... oh new song pleez

 

[Amy-chan]

Ok, wrote this a long time ago in 3rd grade.(to tune of Pokemon Johto)
Pokemon Food Court
Everybody wants to eat a hot dog.
Everybody wants to try their fries.
And with that you get a free soft drink,
Cold and fresh before your eyes.
Each time you eat,
you're wasting a dollar or two
On burgers and fries
So you're dumb you dummy you!
(C begins) It's a whole new mall we eat in.
It's a whole new way to eat.
It's a whole new taste and a brand new kind of food but you still gotta eat it all.
Eat as much as you can eat.
Pokemon food court.(C ends)
Everybody wants to be a critic
and say the potatoes are burnt and black.
Then the waiters become crybabies
'Cause you gave them a stab in the back.
Try to be bloated
You can go on a diet later
If you try real hard
You'll be as fat as an alligator(?)
Repeat C

 

[Geometric-sama]

Wow! Those are really cool! I've been wanting to start an online band for a while; I'll start one, we can record the songs XD!