PC Plomacy Returns!

[Anti]

It's back!

Useful Links
Rules (only ones I could find)
Strategies and Tactics Articles
PC Plomacy, First Edition
PC Plomacy, Third Edition

Starting Map

Participants
Anti - England
Karpman - France
Wolflare - Italy
spartan127 - Russia
Lalapizzame - Austria
Vrai - Turkey
yankee0724 - Germany

Order Sending Procedure

Okay, send your orders to .Aero.

 

[Vrai]

Time to go remember how to play! ;x

 

[mondays suck]

Subscription post, just so I can lurk this easier. Always love watching these.

 

[Lalapizzame]

We regard this game as a momentous time for PokeCommunity, the nadir of vice, the last stronghold of civilization, a blossoming of the arts, herald to all things august and splendid, and a great joy to all who witness it. No man, in the execution of intellect, believes this game is a detriment to society, nor of minimal gain to society. 'Tis a celebration of civilization's capacity to engage in pleasure in peace and war, defiance of madness beyond measure, a contentious luxury for both the austere serf and the most esteemed sovereign.

Our gracious sovereign, His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty, Francis Joseph I, by the grace of God Emperor of Austria; Apostolic King of Hungary, King of Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia, Lodomeria, Illyria; King of Jerusalem, etc.; Archduke of Austria; Grand Duke of Tuscany, Crakow; Duke of Lorraine, Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, the Bukovina; Grand Prince of Transylvania; Margrave of Moravia; Duke of the Upper & Lower Silesia, Modena, Parma, Piacenza, Guastalla, Oswiecin, Zator, Cieszyn, Friuli, Ragusa, Zara; Princely Count of Habsburg, Tyrol, Kyburg, Gorizia, Gradisca; Prince of Trent, Brixen; Margrave of the Upper & Lower Lusatia, in Istria; Count of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg, etc.; Lord of Triest, Kotor, the Wendish March; Grand Voivode of the Voivodship of Serbia etc. etc..*, a liege of such fine character, exemplary competence, the most august of ceremony and patience, loved by all the peoples over whom he may claim sovereignty and government, shall partake in this splendid little game. We hope the other countries present will act with prudent counsel and a certain emphasis on a conservative use of the force of arms.

*pretty long list of formal titles, but I'm sure Russia beats that.


pretentious writing aside, i must remember how to play.

 

[Opposite Day]

if everyone forgot how to play, I've got an edge in not knowing anything about this barring that I deeply regretted not joining the last time.

Well, I'm in.

also lala no one reads that

 

[Vrai]

I totally skipped over everything lala said. ;x

 

[Anti]

I definitely read it...does that make me a bad person?

 

[Anti]

Just noting that the deadline is going to be the end of Wednesday (11:59 PM), and please make sure to note in the OP that you should PM your orders to D_A. There is a link there for convenience.

Also, Karpman is still France. Just in case any confusion remained.

 

[spartan127]

ive sent my orders to DA, glad were finally starting lol

 

[Vrai]

i got last orders in! yaaaay for being the slowest despite the easiest country to be as far as first orders lol

 

[Anti]

Spring 1901 Movement

Austria: Army Budapest -> Galicia (*bounce*)
Austria: Fleet Trieste -> Albania
Austria: Army Vienna -> Tyrolia (*bounce*)

England: Fleet Edinburgh -> North Sea
England: Army Liverpool -> Wales
England: Fleet London -> English Channel

France: Fleet Brest -> Mid-Atlantic Ocean
France: Army Marseilles -> Spain
France: Army Paris -> Burgundy

Germany: Army Berlin -> Munich
Germany: Fleet Kiel -> Denmark
Germany: Army Munich -> Ruhr

Italy: Fleet Naples -> Ionian Sea
Italy: Army Rome -> Apulia
Italy: Army Venice -> Tyrolia (*bounce*)

Russia: Army Moscow -> Ukraine
Russia: Fleet Sevastopol -> Black Sea (*bounce*)
Russia: Fleet St Petersburg (south coast) -> Gulf of Bothnia
Russia: Army Warsaw -> Galicia (*bounce*)

Turkey: Fleet Ankara -> Black Sea (*bounce*)
Turkey: Army Constantinople -> Bulgaria
Turkey: Army Smyrna -> Constantinople

It is now Fall 1901! Orders are due in 48 hours folks :3.

(Also, thanks to everyone for getting those orders in quickly!)

Oh, if you want to include messages with your orders to add to the posts (they did this in the Smogon games), I don't really see why not if you'd like to go nationalistic or trash talker on us.

 

[wolf]

AUSTRIA IS A SMALL RAT COVERED IN SAUCE.

and soon NOODLES being used to hang your army men!

 

[Lalapizzame]

Yo, Wolf. I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish but Asia makes the best noodles of ALL TIME.

Also, ITALY WILL BE DESTROYED, ITS PIZZA RAVAGED, AND ITS PEOPLE LEFT TO EAT AUSTRIAN SCHNITZEL AND SACHERTORTE. >:<

how Italy will perform, even more so than Turkey

edit: oh u

also turkey if you decide to block me from getting a build this is what will happen

you have been warned son


also anti is the antichrist he is a manifest evil beware!

 

[Vrai]

hi thur i love you all

who wants to be my ally??? press 999 plz or we can just team up against anti

edit: DRAKOW PRESSED 999

DARK TURKEY MWAHAHAHA TROLOLOL ETC

 

[champagnepapi]

'BEWARE THE DRAKOW WITH THE KNYF UNDER THE CLOKE'

 

[Anti]

Fall 1901 Movement

Austria: Fleet Albania -> Greece
Austria: Army Budapest -> Serbia (*bounce*)
Austria: Army Vienna -> Galicia (*bounce*)

England: Fleet English Channel CONVOY Army Wales -> Belgium
England: Fleet North Sea -> Norway
England: Army Wales -> Belgium via convoy

France: Army Burgundy HOLD
France: Fleet Mid-Atlantic Ocean -> Portugal
France: Army Spain HOLD

Germany: Fleet Denmark HOLD
Germany: Army Munich -> Burgundy (*bounce*)
Germany: Army Ruhr -> Holland

Italy: Army Apulia -> Venice
Italy: Fleet Ionian Sea -> Tunis
Italy: Army Venice -> Tyrolia

Russia: Fleet Gulf of Bothnia -> Sweden
Russia: Fleet Sevastopol -> Black Sea (*bounce*)
Russia: Army Ukraine -> Rumania
Russia: Army Warsaw -> Galicia (*bounce*)

Turkey: Fleet Ankara -> Black Sea (*bounce*)
Turkey: Army Bulgaria -> Serbia (*bounce*)
Turkey: Army Constantinople -> Bulgaria (*bounce*)

Adjustments

Austria: Builds 1 unit
England: Builds 2 units
France: Builds 2 units
Germany: Builds 2 units
Italy: Builds 1 unit
Russia: Builds 2 units
Turkey: Builds 1 unit

Centers

Austria: 4
England: 5
France: 5
Germany: 5
Italy: 4
Russia: 6
Turkey: 4

It is now Winter 1901! Orders are due in 24 hours!

 

[Lalapizzame]

Austria: Army Budapest -> Serbia (*bounce*)
Turkey: Army Bulgaria -> Serbia (*bounce*)

I'm Austria and what is this?

There is but one option for little Turkey.

 

[wolf]

hello austria your farm is about to get

 

[Vrai]

can i just wave the white flag now i suck at this game

 

[champagnepapi]

Austria: Army Budapest -> Serbia (*bounce*)
Turkey: Army Bulgaria -> Serbia (*bounce*)

I'm Austria and what is this?

There is but one option for little Turkey.

This made me laugh hard.