PC Plomacy Returns!

[Anti]

can i just wave the white flag now i suck at this game

Nah, you're still in good shape son :)

 

[Vrai]

Nah, you're still in good shape son :)

as long as I can still stick around to play!

if anyone needs to talk to me the most reliable way would be PMs probably

 

[Opposite Day]

ITT: People having an excuse for posting pictures of their sexual fetishes, be it Drakow or old men

 

[Anti]

Austria: BUILD Army Trieste

England: BUILD Fleet Liverpool
England: BUILD Fleet London

France: BUILD Fleet Brest
France: BUILD Army Paris

Germany: BUILD Army Berlin
Germany: BUILD Army Kiel

Italy: BUILD Fleet Naples

Russia: BUILD Army Moscow
Russia: BUILD Fleet St Petersburg (south coast)

Turkey: BUILD Fleet Smyrna

Because I'm on a surprise vacation (yes, it was a surprise...) and Vrai's status is kind of in limbo (or maybe not???), orders are going to be due in 72 hours for Spring 1902 movement.

The lack of newscasts disappoints >=(...though you guys seem to be taking the liberty of that in this thread I s'pose lol.

 

[yankee0724]

Germanic tribes will soon once again be one.

 

[Vrai]

heyyy anyone who wants to tell me what to do i am open to listening

 

[Anti]

Spring 1902 Movement

Austria: Army Budapest -> Serbia
Austria: Fleet Greece HOLD
Austria: Army Trieste SUPPORT Army Budapest -> Serbia
Austria: Army Vienna SUPPORT Army Trieste

England: Army Belgium SUPPORT German Army Munich -> Burgundy
England: Fleet English Channel -> Irish Sea
England: Fleet Liverpool -> North Atlantic Ocean
England: Fleet London -> English Channel
England: Fleet Norway -> North Sea

France: Fleet Brest HOLD
France: Army Burgundy -> Ruhr (*bounce, dislodged*)
France: Army Paris -> Burgundy (*bounce*)
France: Fleet Portugal -> Mid-Atlantic Ocean
France: Army Spain -> Gascony

Germany: Army Berlin HOLD
Germany: Fleet Denmark -> Baltic Sea
Germany: Army Holland -> Ruhr (*bounce*)
Germany: Army Kiel -> Denmark
Germany: Army Munich -> Burgundy

Italy: Fleet Naples -> Ionian Sea
Italy: Fleet Tunis SUPPORT Fleet Naples -> Ionian Sea
Italy: Army Tyrolia HOLD
Italy: Army Venice SUPPORT Army Tyrolia

Russia: Army Moscow -> Ukraine
Russia: Army Rumania HOLD
Russia: Fleet Sevastopol -> Black Sea (*bounce*)
Russia: Fleet St Petersburg (south coast) -> Gulf of Bothnia
Russia: Fleet Sweden HOLD
Russia: Army Warsaw HOLD

Turkey: Fleet Ankara -> Black Sea (*bounce*)
Turkey: Army Bulgaria -> Greece (*bounce*)
Turkey: Army Constantinople -> Bulgaria (*bounce*)
Turkey: Fleet Smyrna -> Aegean Sea

France: Army Burgundy can retreat to Marseilles or Picardy

EDIT:

France: Army Burgundy -> Picardy

It is now Fall 1902! Orders are due in 48 hours! Now we should be getting into the swing of things so we're gonna be less lenient with deadlines. Also, the OP has been updated so in case you didn't get the memo, send orders to Aero.

 

[Anti]

Fall 1902 Movement

Austria: Fleet Greece SUPPORT Army Serbia -> Bulgaria
Austria: Army Serbia -> Bulgaria
Austria: Army Trieste -> Serbia
Austria: Army Vienna HOLD

England: Army Belgium -> Holland
England: Fleet English Channel SUPPORT Fleet North Atlantic Ocean -> Mid-Atlantic Ocean
England: Fleet Irish Sea SUPPORT Fleet North Atlantic Ocean -> Mid-Atlantic Ocean
England: Fleet North Atlantic Ocean -> Mid-Atlantic Ocean
England: Fleet North Sea -> Denmark

France: Fleet Brest -> Gascony (*bounce*)
France: Army Gascony -> Spain
France: Fleet Mid-Atlantic Ocean -> Brest (*bounce, dislodged*)
France: Army Paris HOLD
France: Army Picardy -> Belgium

Germany: Fleet Baltic Sea CONVOY Army Berlin -> Livonia
Germany: Army Berlin -> Livonia via convoy (*bounce*)
Germany: Army Burgundy -> Gascony (*bounce*)
Germany: Army Denmark -> Sweden (*bounce, dislodged*)
Germany: Army Holland -> Ruhr

Italy: Fleet Ionian Sea SUPPORT Austrian Fleet Greece
Italy: Fleet Tunis HOLD
Italy: Army Tyrolia -> Munich
Italy: Army Venice -> Tyrolia

Russia: Fleet Gulf of Bothnia -> Livonia (*bounce*)
Russia: Army Rumania SUPPORT Army Ukraine -> Galicia
Russia: Fleet Sevastopol -> Black Sea
Russia: Fleet Sweden SUPPORT English Fleet North Sea -> Denmark
Russia: Army Ukraine -> Galicia
Russia: Army Warsaw -> Silesia

Turkey: Fleet Aegean Sea SUPPORT Army Bulgaria -> Greece
Turkey: Fleet Ankara -> Constantinople (*bounce*)
Turkey: Army Bulgaria -> Greece (*bounce, destroyed*)
Turkey: Army Constantinople -> Bulgaria (*bounce*)

Retreats

France: Fleet Mid-Atlantic Ocean can retreat to North Africa or Portugal or Western Mediterranean

Germany: Army Denmark can retreat to Kiel


NEWSCASTS! (finally lol)

Austria:

Danube so blue,
so bright and blue,
through vale and field
you flow so calm,
our Vienna greets you,
your silver stream
through all the lands
you merry the heart
with your beautiful shores.

Far from the Black Forest
you hurry to the sea
giving your blessing
to everything.
Eastward you flow,
welcoming your brothers,
A picture of peace
for all time!
Old castles looking
down from high,
greet you smiling
from their steep
and craggy hilltops,
and the mountains' vistas
mirror in your dancing waves.



England:

GAUNTLET HAS BEEN THROWN DOWN

Germany:

Italy:

 

[Anti]

Okay, one more update.

Fall 1902 Retreats

France: Fleet Mid-Atlantic Ocean -> Portugal
Germany: Army Denmark -> Kiel

I note that Germany never actually sent the order to move to Kiel but besides a disband that was his only choice, and since disbands are coming up anyways, I might as well let it go there. No harm in that.

Adjustments

Austria: Builds 2 units
England: Builds 1 unit
France: Builds 1 unit
Germany: Removes 3 units
Italy: Builds 1 unit

Centers

Austria: 6
England: 6
France: 6
Germany: 2
Italy: 5
Russia: 6
Turkey: 3

Anyhow, it is now Winter 1902! Orders are due in 24 hours!

 

[champagnepapi]

Well, French intelligence operatives have discovered the true identity of Austrian Overlord Lalapizzame.

He is none other than....

Spoiler:

Former US State Representative Anthony Weiner. You can't deny it, his last name is synonymous with austrian nationalism and power. As you can see, he's a very lewd man.

 

[Vrai]

i suck

that is all

 

[Anti]

Winter 1902 Adjustments

Austria: BUILD Army Budapest
Austria: BUILD Army Trieste

England: BUILD Army Liverpool

France: BUILD Fleet Marseilles

Germany: REMOVE Fleet Baltic Sea
Germany: REMOVE Army Burgundy
Germany: REMOVE Army Ruhr

Italy: BUILD Army Venice

Newscasts

Austria:

God keep Francis the emperor,
Our good Emperor Francis!
Long live Francis the emperor,
In the brightest splendor of happines!
May springs of laurel bloom for him
As a garland of honor, wherever he goes.
God keep Francis the emperor,
Our good Emperor Francis!

From the tips of his flag
May victory and fruitfulness shine!
In his council
May knowledge, wisdom and honesty sit!
And with his Highness's lightning
May justice but prevail!
God keep Francis the emperor,
Our good Emperor Francis!

May the abundance of thy gifts
Pour over him, his house and Empire!
Break the power of wickedness, and reveal
Every trick of rogues and knaves!
May thy Law always be his Will,
And may this be like laws to us.
God keep Francis the emperor,
Our good Emperor Francis!

May he gladly experience the highest bloom
Of his land and of his peoples!
May he see them, united by the bonds of brothers,
Loom over all others!
And may he hear at the edge
Of his late tomb his grandchildren's chorus.
God keep Francis the emperor,
Our good Emperor Francis!

It is now Spring 1903! Orders are due in 48 hours!

 

[Anti]

Spring 1903 Movement

Austria: Army Budapest HOLD
Austria: Army Bulgaria SUPPORT Fleet Greece
Austria: Fleet Greece SUPPORT Army Bulgaria
Austria: Army Serbia SUPPORT Army Budapest
Austria: Army Trieste SUPPORT Army Vienna
Austria: Army Vienna SUPPORT Army Trieste

England: Fleet Denmark -> Kiel
England: Fleet English Channel SUPPORT Fleet Irish Sea -> Mid-Atlantic Ocean
England: Army Holland SUPPORT Fleet Denmark -> Kiel
England: Fleet Irish Sea -> Mid-Atlantic Ocean
England: Army Liverpool -> Wales
England: Fleet Mid-Atlantic Ocean -> Portugal

France: Army Belgium HOLD
France: Fleet Brest -> Mid-Atlantic Ocean (*bounce*)
France: Fleet Marseilles -> Gulf of Lyon
France: Army Paris -> Gascony
France: Fleet Portugal -> Spain (south coast)
France: Army Spain -> Marseilles

Germany: Army Berlin -> Prussia
Germany: Army Kiel -> Ruhr

Italy: Fleet Ionian Sea -> Tyrrhenian Sea
Italy: Army Munich -> Berlin (*bounce*)
Italy: Fleet Tunis -> Western Mediterranean
Italy: Army Tyrolia HOLD
Italy: Army Venice SUPPORT Army Tyrolia

Russia: Fleet Black Sea CONVOY Army Rumania -> Armenia
Russia: Army Galicia HOLD
Russia: Fleet Gulf of Bothnia -> Baltic Sea
Russia: Army Rumania -> Armenia via convoy (*bounce*)
Russia: Army Silesia -> Berlin (*bounce*)
Russia: Fleet Sweden HOLD

Turkey: Fleet Aegean Sea -> Constantinople
Turkey: Fleet Ankara -> Armenia (*bounce*)
Turkey: Army Constantinople -> Smyrna

Newscast

On the fourth Hour of the fourth Day of the fourth Month in the Year of Our

Lord 1903 (April 4th, 1903), our gracious Sovereign, His Imperial and Royal

Apostolic Majesty, Francis Joseph I, by the grace of God Emperor of Austria;

Apostolic King of Hungary, King of Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia,

Galicia, Lodomeria, Illyria; King of Jerusalem, etc.; Archduke of Austria;

Grand Duke of Tuscany, Crakow; Duke of Lorraine, Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia,

Carniola, the Bukovina; Grand Prince of Transylvania; Margrave of Moravia;

Duke of the Upper & Lower Silesia, Modena, Parma, Piacenza, Guastalla,

Oswiecin, Zator, Cieszyn, Friuli, Ragusa, Zara; Princely Count of Habsburg,

Tyrol, Kyburg, Gorizia, Gradisca; Prince of Trent, Brixen; Margrave of the

Upper & Lower Lusatia, in Istria; Count of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz,

Sonnenberg, etc.; Lord of Triest, Kotor, the Wendish March; Grand Voivode of

the Voivodship of Serbia etc. etc.. has retired from his duties as Emperor of

Austria and King of Hungary, to rest with God.

Upon the death of His Imperial Majesty, Franz Josef I, our heir to the throne,

His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty, Charles the First, By the Grace of

God, Emperor of Austria, Apostolic King of Hungary, of this name the Fourth,

King of Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, and Galicia, Lodomeria, and

Illyria; King of Jerusalem, Archduke of Austria; Grand Duke of Tuscany and

Cracow, Duke of Lorraine and of Salzburg, of Styria, of Carinthia, of Carniola

and of the Bukovina; Grand Prince of Transylvania; Margrave of Moravia; Duke

of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Modena, Parma, Piacenza and Guastalla, of

Auschwitz and Zator, of Teschen, Friuli, Ragusa and Zara; Princely Count of

Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca; Prince of Trent and

Brixen; Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria; Count of Hohenems,

Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg; Lord of Trieste, of Cattaro, and in the Windic

March; Grand Voivode (Grand Duke) of the Voivodship (Duchy) of Serbia, has

succeeded to the position of Sovereign and Monarch of the Austro-Hungarian

Empire, replacing His Majesty, the deceased Franz Josef I.

The Emperor is dead. Long live the Emperor!

[url]https://www.traditioninaction.org/Cultural/images/A023_Emperor_Karl_I_of_Austri[/url]

a-Hungary.jpg

It is now Fall 1903! Orders are due 48 hours! ...let's try and get this done within two days this time :x

 

[Vrai]

Sorry about the delay. That was probably my fault. D;



....that is all. :3

 

[Anti]

Just full disclosure, France actually moved Fleet Brest to the English Channel. I just put in the order wrong. :x

 

[Anti]

Fall 1903 Movement

Austria: Army Budapest -> Galicia
Austria: Army Bulgaria SUPPORT Army Serbia -> Rumania
Austria: Fleet Greece HOLD
Austria: Army Serbia -> Rumania
Austria: Army Trieste -> Serbia
Austria: Army Vienna SUPPORT Army Budapest -> Galicia

England: Fleet English Channel CONVOY Army Wales -> Belgium
England: Army Holland SUPPORT Army Wales -> Belgium
England: Fleet Kiel SUPPORT Army Holland
England: Fleet Mid-Atlantic Ocean HOLD
England: Fleet Portugal SUPPORT Fleet Mid-Atlantic Ocean
England: Army Wales -> Belgium via convoy

France: Army Belgium HOLD (*dislodged*)
France: Fleet Brest HOLD
France: Army Gascony -> Spain (*bounce*)
France: Fleet Gulf of Lyon HOLD (*no order, dislodged*)
France: Army Marseilles -> Gascony (*bounce*)
France: Fleet Spain (south coast) HOLD (*no order*)

Germany: Army Prussia -> Warsaw (*bounce*)
Germany: Army Ruhr SUPPORT English Army Holland -> Belgium (*void*)

Italy: Army Munich SUPPORT Army Tyrolia
Italy: Army Tyrolia SUPPORT Army Munich
Italy: Fleet Tyrrhenian Sea -> Gulf of Lyon
Italy: Army Venice SUPPORT Army Tyrolia
Italy: Fleet Western Mediterranean SUPPORT Fleet Tyrrhenian Sea -> Gulf of Lyon

Russia: Fleet Baltic Sea -> Berlin
Russia: Fleet Black Sea SUPPORT Austrian Army Bulgaria -> Constantinople (*void, dislodged*)
Russia: Army Galicia -> Warsaw (*bounce, dislodged*)
Russia: Army Rumania HOLD (*dislodged*)
Russia: Army Silesia SUPPORT Fleet Baltic Sea -> Berlin
Russia: Fleet Sweden -> Norway

Turkey: Fleet Ankara -> Black Sea
Turkey: Fleet Constantinople SUPPORT Fleet Ankara -> Black Sea
Turkey: Army Smyrna -> Armenia

Newscasts

Austria:

Long live the Emperor, God save the Emperor!

Turkey:

austria's newscasts suck, no wonder no one else wants to do them

Retreats

France: Army Belgium can retreat to Burgundy or Picardy
France: Fleet Gulf of Lyon can retreat to Piedmont or Tuscany

Russia: Fleet Black Sea can retreat to Sevastopol
Russia: Army Galicia can retreat to Bohemia or Ukraine
Russia: Army Rumania can retreat to Budapest or Sevastopol or Ukraine


Opposite Day is replacing Karpman as France.

To France and Russia, please get your orders in by tomorrow so that we can start the builds phase!

 

[Anti]

Fall 1903 Retreats

France: Army Belgium -> Picardy
France: Fleet Gulf of Lyon -> Tuscany
Russia: Fleet Black Sea -> Sevastopol
Russia: Army Galicia -> Ukraine
Russia: Army Rumania -> Budapest

Germany has been eliminated.

Adjustments

England: Builds 2 units
France: Removes 2 units
Germany: Removes 2 units
Russia: Builds 2 units

Centers

Austria: 6
England: 8
France: 4
Italy: 5
Russia: 8
Turkey: 3

It is now Winter 1903! Orders are due in 24 hours!

 

[Anti]

Winter 1903 Adjustments

England: BUILD Fleet Edinburgh
England: BUILD Fleet London

France: REMOVE Fleet Spain (south coast) (*no order*)
France: REMOVE Fleet Tuscany (*no order*)

Germany: REMOVE Army Prussia
Germany: REMOVE Army Ruhr

Russia: BUILD Army Moscow
Russia: BUILD Army Warsaw

It is now Spring 1904! Orders are due at 11:59 PM tomorrow!

 

[Anti]

Spring 1904 Movement

Austria: Army Bulgaria -> Serbia
Austria: Army Galicia -> Budapest
Austria: Fleet Greece -> Bulgaria (south coast)
Austria: Army Rumania SUPPORT Turkish Army Armenia -> Sevastopol
Austria: Army Serbia -> Trieste
Austria: Army Vienna SUPPORT Army Galicia -> Budapest

England: Army Belgium HOLD
England: Fleet Edinburgh -> Norwegian Sea
England: Fleet English Channel SUPPORT Fleet London -> North Sea
England: Army Holland -> Kiel
England: Fleet Kiel -> Baltic Sea
England: Fleet London -> North Sea
England: Fleet Mid-Atlantic Ocean SUPPORT Italian Fleet Western Mediterranean -> Spain (south coast)
England: Fleet Portugal SUPPORT Italian Fleet Western Mediterranean -> Spain (south coast)

France: Fleet Brest HOLD
France: Army Gascony SUPPORT Fleet Brest
France: Army Marseilles -> Burgundy
France: Army Picardy SUPPORT Fleet Brest

Italy: Fleet Gulf of Lyon HOLD
Italy: Army Munich SUPPORT English Army Holland -> Kiel
Italy: Army Tyrolia HOLD
Italy: Army Venice HOLD
Italy: Fleet Western Mediterranean -> Spain (south coast)

Russia: Fleet Berlin HOLD
Russia: Army Budapest -> Galicia (*bounce, destroyed*)
Russia: Army Moscow -> Warsaw
Russia: Fleet Norway HOLD
Russia: Fleet Sevastopol SUPPORT Turkish Army Armenia -> Rumania (*void, destroyed*)
Russia: Army Silesia -> Bohemia
Russia: Army Ukraine SUPPORT Turkish Army Armenia -> Rumania (*void*)
Russia: Army Warsaw -> Silesia

Turkey: Army Armenia -> Sevastopol
Turkey: Fleet Black Sea SUPPORT Army Armenia -> Sevastopol
Turkey: Fleet Constantinople HOLD

Newscasts

France:

[ythd]1Oa9Oarux8E[/ythd]

Turkey:

down with england!
down with russia!
down with austria!
down with italy!
down with france!
down with ger- oh, wait...

It is now Fall 1904! Orders are due at 11:59 PM tomorrow! We need to pick up the pace a bit :x ...

 

[spartan127]

I forfeit, theres nothing for me to do from this point on after the next turn, so its a mad dash for russian lands now for thr free builds