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Introduction
I always was a huge fan of the Uber metagame, mainly because of how everything there hit like a nuclear bomb. Among all of these hard-hitting monsters, I grew quite fond of Swords Dance Rayquaza. Unlike the typical DD set, SD Ray hits a lot harder, but is more open to revenge kills. Then an idea came to my head: Build a team around SD Ray! It seemed a little bit too complicated, but I found it to be a lot more fun than I thought it'd be. The main idea is to get Stealth Rock up early. This is so because many of SD Ray's counters rely on being at max health when switching in. SR cripples Lugia and, if possible, paralysis with screw it over even more. I've invested in revenge killers and a status absorber, all for RayRay.​

The Team
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Groudon @ Lum Berry
Adamant
252 HP/156 Att/32 Def/60 SpD/10 Spe
Stealth Rock
Thunder Wave
Dragon Claw
Earthquake​

Flavour Text: Support Groudon is a magnificent beast indeed. Foe suicide leads not using Taunt get paralysed, which helps SD Ray later on in the game if he feels like banishing them to the depths of hell. Stealth Rock is the icing on this spread. Dragon Claw and Earthquake are there, just for coverage mainly. I'd use Fire Punch, but this team hates Heatran, and giving it a Flash Fire boost is a big no-no. Lum Berry helps with Darkrai leads.​

Palkia @ Choice Scarf
Timid
252 SpA/252 Spe/6 HP
Draco Meteor
Spacial Rend
Fire Blast
Toxic​

Flavour Text: My main revenge killer (and a great one at that!) Outruns even max speed Rayquaza after a Dragon Dance, something that this team undeniably hates. Draco Meteor is the main STAB, and 2HKO's all but support Groudon. Spacial Rend is the weaker, more reliable option. Fire Blast, in the sun, is like a psueod-STAB and works wonderfully in killing off Steels that wall Rayquaza. Toxic may seem like an odd option, but it helps with things like Deoxys-D. ​

Dialga @ Leftovers
Careful
252 HP/252 SpD/6 Spe
Bulk Up
Outrage
Rest
Sleep Talk​

Flavour Text: Main Kyogre counter and status absorber. Also takes unboosted hits from Special Palkia in the long run. Outrage is an excellent addition to this guys movepool due to Sleep Talk giving him multiple chances to use this sacred move. Dialga also can outstall things like Blissey thanks to his over-looked ability in Pressure. These two mixes of offensive and defensive capabilities makes Dialga a staple in my team.​

Rayquaza @ Life Orb
Jolly
252 Att/252 Spe/6 HP
Swords Dance
Outrage
Earthquake
Extremespeed​

Flavour Text: Here he is; the star of the show! SD Ray is my favorite uber Pokemon of all time! After an SD, and with Stealth Rock support, Lugia stands absolutely no chance. The moveset is heavily walled by floaty steels, but even Skarmory doesn't like SD boosted Outrages, especially not off that beastly 150 Attack. Finding a safe way to bring him in is a pain, but the results are well worth it. Considering Salac Berry, dunno why though.​

Mewtwo @ Life Orb
Timid
42 HP/252 SpA/216 Spe
Calm Mind
Recover
Aura Sphere
Ice Beam/Shadow Ball​

Flavour Text: An absolute nightmare for most teams. The coverage of both Fighting/Ice and Fighting/Ghost are excellent, the second one scoring a neutral hit on everything in the entire game. Recover is an excellent option that lets Mewtwo sweep longer. Calm Mind is what makes the set; I need not explain. Life Orb solely because I canot OHKO Tyranitar without it, this is so because they run extremely bulky sets.​

Metagross @ Choice Band
Adamant
210 HP/140 Att/160 SpD
Meteor Mash
Earthquake
Pursuit/Bullet Punch
Explosion​

Flavour Text: Many people pass off Metagross now as a weaker version of Scizor, however, I highly disagree. Metagross's Explosion is a complete monster of an attack, even beastlier than his animalistic Meteor Mash. Bullet Punch has seemed more useful to me, although Pursuit looks better on paper. I absolutely adore this guy, and'll likely not lose him since he offers a dragon/ice resist, something this team sorely lacks.​

 

[Sora_8920]

Metagross @ Choice Band Adamant

210 HP/140 Att/160 SpD
Meteor Mash
Earthquake
Pursuit/Bullet Punch
Explosion​

D_A used Meteor Mash and got an attack boost lol.

Anyways...

This team is kinda fixed on only attacking specific 'Mons, barring Groudon. You need a Special wall. Deoxys-D might suffice.


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[Sexycheese]

Same as above but for mewtwo I recomend ditching aura sphere and getting taunt :)

 

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D_A used Meteor Mash and got an attack boost lol.​

Anyways...​

This team is kinda fixed on only attacking specific 'Mons, barring Groudon. You need a Special wall. Deoxys-D might suffice.​

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Eh, I had Deoxys-D in Groudon's spot, but I found it hard to sweep without the physical sweepers I've got.

Same as above but for mewtwo I recomend ditching aura sphere and getting taunt :)

I was considering Taunt, but I found Recover/CM a lot more useful.

 

[Lord Yawgmoth]

Introduction

I always was a huge fan of the Uber metagame, mainly because of how everything there hit like a nuclear bomb. Among all of these hard-hitting monsters, I grew quite fond of Swords Dance Rayquaza. Unlike the typical DD set, SD Ray hits a lot harder, but is more open to revenge kills. Then an idea came to my head: Build a team around SD Ray! It seemed a little bit too complicated, but I found it to be a lot more fun than I thought it'd be. The main idea is to get Stealth Rock up early. This is so because many of SD Ray's counters rely on being at max health when switching in. SR cripples Lugia and, if possible, paralysis with screw it over even more. I've invested in revenge killers and a status absorber, all for RayRay.
Uber tier isn't my forte, so bear with me...​

The Team
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Groudon @ Lum Berry
Adamant
252 HP/156 Att/32 Def/60 SpD/10 Spe
Stealth Rock
Thunder Wave
Dragon Claw
Earthquake​

Flavour Text: Support Groudon is a magnificent beast indeed. Foe suicide leads not using Taunt get paralysed, which helps SD Ray later on in the game if he feels like banishing them to the depths of hell. Stealth Rock is the icing on this spread. Dragon Claw and Earthquake are there, just for coverage mainly. I'd use Fire Punch, but this team hates Heatran, and giving it a Flash Fire boost is a big no-no. Lum Berry helps with Darkrai leads.
I'd consider moving some Atk EVs into Def as you seem to be more into the walling capabilities of this Groudon.​

Palkia @ Choice Scarf
Timid
252 SpA/252 Spe/6 HP
Draco Meteor
Spacial Rend
Fire Blast
Toxic​

Flavour Text: My main revenge killer (and a great one at that!) Outruns even max speed Rayquaza after a Dragon Dance, something that this team undeniably hates. Draco Meteor is the main STAB, and 2HKO's all but support Groudon. Spacial Rend is the weaker, more reliable option. Fire Blast, in the sun, is like a psueod-STAB and works wonderfully in killing off Steels that wall Rayquaza. Toxic may seem like an odd option, but it helps with things like Deoxys-D.
Very nice. ​

Dialga @ Leftovers
Careful
252 HP/252 SpD/6 Spe
Bulk Up
Outrage
Rest
Sleep Talk​

Flavour Text: Main Kyogre counter and status absorber. Also takes unboosted hits from Special Palkia in the long run. Outrage is an excellent addition to this guys movepool due to Sleep Talk giving him multiple chances to use this sacred move. Dialga also can outstall things like Blissey thanks to his over-looked ability in Pressure. These two mixes of offensive and defensive capabilities makes Dialga a staple in my team.
With only Outrage as an attack, Skarmory can easily come in and SR on the switch, ruining the main hitter. Although your other moves are useful too, so I dunno.​

Rayquaza @ Life Orb
Jolly
252 Att/252 Spe/6 HP
Swords Dance
Outrage
Earthquake
Extremespeed​

Flavour Text: Here he is; the star of the show! SD Ray is my favorite uber Pokemon of all time! After an SD, and with Stealth Rock support, Lugia stands absolutely no chance. The moveset is heavily walled by floaty steels, but even Skarmory doesn't like SD boosted Outrages, especially not off that beastly 150 Attack. Finding a safe way to bring him in is a pain, but the results are well worth it. Considering Salac Berry, dunno why though.
Very good. =3 ​

Mewtwo @ Life Orb
Timid
42 HP/252 SpA/216 Spe
Calm Mind
Recover
Aura Sphere
Ice Beam/Shadow Ball​

Flavour Text: An absolute nightmare for most teams. The coverage of both Fighting/Ice and Fighting/Ghost are excellent, the second one scoring a neutral hit on everything in the entire game. Recover is an excellent option that lets Mewtwo sweep longer. Calm Mind is what makes the set; I need not explain. Life Orb solely because I canot OHKO Tyranitar without it, this is so because they run extremely bulky sets.
I'd go with Ice Beam mainly to counter opposing Rayquaza and such.​

Metagross @ Choice Band
Adamant
210 HP/140 Att/160 SpD
Meteor Mash
Earthquake
Pursuit/Bullet Punch
Explosion​

Flavour Text: Many people pass off Metagross now as a weaker version of Scizor, however, I highly disagree. Metagross's Explosion is a complete monster of an attack, even beastlier than his animalistic Meteor Mash. Bullet Punch has seemed more useful to me, although Pursuit looks better on paper. I absolutely adore this guy, and'll likely not lose him since he offers a dragon/ice resist, something this team sorely lacks.
Metagross FTW. Scizor can go cry himself to sleep; Gross is where it's at. =]​

Very nice. I like the Rayquaza idea; it gives your team a new flavor.