Shining Raichu
Expect me like you expect Jesus.
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You know why? Because he waited until the day after his three-year PC anniversary to tell anybody about it! This means that all day yesterday he was sitting there all alone at the table, the cake slowly going stale, feeling sad and lonely and wondering why nobody cared enough about him to show up and celebrate.
He did not see the pile of invitations sitting by the door that he had forgotten to mail out.
But never fear! The great thing about celebrating is that it doesn't have to be done on the actual day. I implore the party planner within each of you to come forth and show Jared how much we care! We need cake, gifts, decorations and a chocolate fountain. It quite simply isn't a party without a chocolate fountain.
So what are you waiting for? Get to it! Stat!
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR VETERANHOOD PIKAPAL!
He did not see the pile of invitations sitting by the door that he had forgotten to mail out.
But never fear! The great thing about celebrating is that it doesn't have to be done on the actual day. I implore the party planner within each of you to come forth and show Jared how much we care! We need cake, gifts, decorations and a chocolate fountain. It quite simply isn't a party without a chocolate fountain.
So what are you waiting for? Get to it! Stat!
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR VETERANHOOD PIKAPAL!