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- The Future
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I felt like playing Pokémon X one day and decided to start making a journal about it from the viewpoint of a self-obsessed trainer that thinks she is better than everyone else in Kalos. Am I projecting much? No, because I am a man, and Caligula is a strong independent woman.
First entry:
I... am CALIGULA, the future empress of the world! I have moved with my mother to the town of... Vanillaville? I don't really care what the town is called, as I will change it soon enough. I have a solemn duty to show my brilliance across this region of Kal...ahari? I'm really not good with names that make little to no sense.
In order to make a name for myself outside of this backwater town, I was left with no choice but to speak with three very presumptuous kids and a know-it-all boy-child, I firmly asserted that they should know their place and that, henceforth, they will all properly address me as Lady C. After receiving a Pokémon for a guard (I chose a sharp-eyed frog that seemed very reliable), I demanded that they all escort me to the next town.
En route to the next town, I gained two more companions: a Pidgey that will be useful for sending direct orders to my future minions, and a Kakuna that quickly evolved into a deadly Beedrill. I also temporarily minionized a simple girl from the previously mentioned gaggle of numbskulls as my Pokénurse attendant through a forest.
After reaching the entrance of the next town, I felt it best to gather my bearings and learn more about the sub-human populace of the Kalama region and determine my strategy to win their hearts.
Team up to this point:
Froakie (Sgt. Frog)
Lv. 11
Quirky Nature, Highly curious
Pound
Lick
Bubble
Quick Attack
Pidgey (Napoleon)
Lv 11
Bashful Nature, Hates to lose
Tackle
Sand Attack
Gust
Beedrill (Attila)
Lv 10
Lonely Nature, Proud of its power
Harden
Fury Attack
First entry:
I... am CALIGULA, the future empress of the world! I have moved with my mother to the town of... Vanillaville? I don't really care what the town is called, as I will change it soon enough. I have a solemn duty to show my brilliance across this region of Kal...ahari? I'm really not good with names that make little to no sense.
In order to make a name for myself outside of this backwater town, I was left with no choice but to speak with three very presumptuous kids and a know-it-all boy-child, I firmly asserted that they should know their place and that, henceforth, they will all properly address me as Lady C. After receiving a Pokémon for a guard (I chose a sharp-eyed frog that seemed very reliable), I demanded that they all escort me to the next town.
En route to the next town, I gained two more companions: a Pidgey that will be useful for sending direct orders to my future minions, and a Kakuna that quickly evolved into a deadly Beedrill. I also temporarily minionized a simple girl from the previously mentioned gaggle of numbskulls as my Pokénurse attendant through a forest.
After reaching the entrance of the next town, I felt it best to gather my bearings and learn more about the sub-human populace of the Kalama region and determine my strategy to win their hearts.
Team up to this point:
Froakie (Sgt. Frog)
Lv. 11
Quirky Nature, Highly curious
Pound
Lick
Bubble
Quick Attack
Pidgey (Napoleon)
Lv 11
Bashful Nature, Hates to lose
Tackle
Sand Attack
Gust
Beedrill (Attila)
Lv 10
Lonely Nature, Proud of its power
Harden
Fury Attack
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