Pokémon: a homosexual fantasy?

[GaryBarlow]

Obviously the relationship between Ash and Brock must be a homosexual one.
Brock cooks, cares about everybody tenderly and always hangs around Ash.
All his female crushes seem to be a camouflage for his true inclination.
Additionally look at the symbolism of Onix and Geodude: clearly a phallic symbol.
Maybe they'll get toghether in one of the following seasons, if the producers would take some risks.

 

[Shiny]

You have got to be kidding me...the writers would never make AshxBrock

 

[Gulpin]

First, they are most likely NOT gay. And considering some of the bad things said about the show, even if they were gay, they still wouldn't 'get together'. This is kind of inapropriate for the youger kids who watch Pokemon Animie, so I will report.

 

[GaryBarlow]

"inapropriate for the youger kids"?
Look at you, you're just eleven years old.
What would be so bad about it?

 

[Charaxes]

This is kind of inapropriate for the youger kids who watch Pokemon Animie, so I will report.

We had a thread recently that dealt with this in a more respectful manner -- dig around for that if you wish. So, as such, I'm not going to indulge this. I don't think the kids are up for it, and neither am I, quite frankly.

Locking.

Edit: Since my bad dial-up didn't catch Gary's last post, I'll re-edit. I'm sorry, but I don't find discussing phallic symbols with 11 year olds appropriate in any form. I'm just not that progressive. If you contest it, PM me, but I don't think this is the place to elaborate on such urges.