Pok?monic jokes!

Jirachi

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    This thread is unobviously a joke thread, and i will start it:

    What Pokemon is low fat?
    Butterfree.

    Now it's your turn!
     
    I changed the name of the thread so that it better reflects the subject matter of the topic...
     
    Let me have a crack at this......

    Which pokemon is good at soccer?
    Gol-em

    Aha, I crack me up! :P
     
    What Pokemon does good as an exterminator?
    Fly-gon
    Jee heehee!
     
    What pokemon is liked by guys?
    Chik-orita

    Another awesome joke by DT! :cheeky:
     
    what pokemon is 2 animals?
    Cro-bat
     
    What Poke'mon likes to sit in laps?

    Lap-ras.
     
    Which pokemon loke to hop a pip?

    Hop-pip(obviously)
     
    This is an ugly joke I got from a site,

    Pichu when to the toilet to go "pi".
     
    Jirachi!!! Why!?

    What Pokemon likes sharp objects?
    Spear-OW!
     
    What makes a perfect gift?

    A Bal-toy! :laugh:


    Which ******* moves a lot and is stubborn.

    A Wiggly-tuff
    Its gets wiggly and is tough. :D


    Who ******* is the ruler of the seas.

    A Wail-lord!


    Which instrument cries a lot.

    A Weepin-bell
     
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    I'm sure that the admins would appreciate it if you didn't post in a row like that...
    umm... now that I decided to reply, I guess I should crack a joke, even if it is a bit dumb...
    umm...
    meh...
    What Pok?mon would be a good choice to play a Star Wars character?
    Wobbuffett (take a look at the last four letters, and start running through some SW characters ;) )
     
    I'm from Mexico and i must say that i don't understand some jokes :P, but some i do :laugh:.

    There are jokes in spanish, but you won't understand them :\
     
    *slaps Pokemaster10000*
    bad pokemaster10000 bad bad bad
    no double-posting!

    there...I gues that fixes that...

    *merges all four posts together*
     
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    Who is the REAL ruler of the sea?

    SEA-KING! (of course)
     
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