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Try not to read this like its poetry, read it like a rap, it sounds better. And hopefully you catch all of the Pokemon references i threw in, thats my favorite part of this rap.
This is a Pokemon Rap-id-Ash is here,
And with his Pikachu near
He's got nothin' to fear.
His yellow friend will Thunderbolt ya,
Leave ya joltin' for eons.
Volt Tackle and you'll have no energy to fight on.
Thunder Wave you're paralyzed
Like Brock with a girl in his small eyes,
Tiny sized, like they got Minimized.
But don't be surprised
'Cause Brock will sock ya.
His Rock Slide will knock ya
Down where you'll hit the ground
And make it shake,
Breakin' Onix with an Earthquake.
Misty, you ain't the star it's me.
It seems you're always kinda Krabby,
And you look like a Horsea.
Are you Seaking my glory,
Think you're hot on my trail
But to no avail you're huntin' my tail (and getting' whipped).
'Cause Misty this is the desert and I've got Sand Veil.
I'm a ghost you can't hit this,
Not after my Kinesis.
They call me Misdreavus.
Your fighting moves are useless.
Levitate makin' your ground miss,
And now you're sleepin' from Hypnosis.
And I'm eatin' dreams regainin' HP,
But don't worry,
'Cause normally you couldn't hit me.
Ya see I don't really care if you're Scrappy
Your stats are still Ghastly
And I'm practically invisible,
Splitin' Pain, it's divisible.
I'm also part Dark my Wonder Guard makes me invincible.
Yeah, you know I EV train hardcore,
Don't use pills but I ain't poor,
I just don't go to the store.
I got Power items galore,
But I don't use 'em anymore.
The Pokerus is just a bore.
I value effort as a trainer,
Train 'em 'till they hit the floor.
Yeah I've seen you at Cinnabar,
Surfin' the shore
With your bullet punch Scizor,
And your Breloom that knows Spore.
Its fine a nap sounds good but watch out 'cause I Snore.
And just 'cause you beat the Elite Four doesn't mean you're a pro,
In fact you're really slow bro.
And I'm fast as a Swellow,
Known from here to Johto.
The king of Kanto and Sinnoh.
I'm a rare and you're promo.
They call you common I'm holo.
Usin' my tech to get the K.O.
Beatin' ya deck six ta zero.
I like to take my time,
I've got my Own Tempo.
Don't need a Persim to Thrash
Or Rock Head to Head Smash.
You better use that Focus Sash,
Don't get one-hit by my Splash.
Luck Incense; give me your cash,
But you can keep that Sacred Ash
Because you'll need it in a moment when I bring out my Whiscash,
'Cause your Wormadam is Trash
I could knock it out in a Flash.
Whoa, hold up, did you say Pokeeman? Come on!
There's not two 'Es' just one.
Don't switch the 'O' to an 'A',
Pronounce it right okay.
'Cause I could beat you any day
I don't care what you say.
You're still just a BK
Despite your Action Replay
I'll take you on anyway.
You wanna battle right now,
That's right you better Run Away.
This is a Pokemon Rap-id-Ash is here,
And with his Pikachu near
He's got nothin' to fear.
His yellow friend will Thunderbolt ya,
Leave ya joltin' for eons.
Volt Tackle and you'll have no energy to fight on.
Thunder Wave you're paralyzed
Like Brock with a girl in his small eyes,
Tiny sized, like they got Minimized.
But don't be surprised
'Cause Brock will sock ya.
His Rock Slide will knock ya
Down where you'll hit the ground
And make it shake,
Breakin' Onix with an Earthquake.
Misty, you ain't the star it's me.
It seems you're always kinda Krabby,
And you look like a Horsea.
Are you Seaking my glory,
Think you're hot on my trail
But to no avail you're huntin' my tail (and getting' whipped).
'Cause Misty this is the desert and I've got Sand Veil.
I'm a ghost you can't hit this,
Not after my Kinesis.
They call me Misdreavus.
Your fighting moves are useless.
Levitate makin' your ground miss,
And now you're sleepin' from Hypnosis.
And I'm eatin' dreams regainin' HP,
But don't worry,
'Cause normally you couldn't hit me.
Ya see I don't really care if you're Scrappy
Your stats are still Ghastly
And I'm practically invisible,
Splitin' Pain, it's divisible.
I'm also part Dark my Wonder Guard makes me invincible.
Yeah, you know I EV train hardcore,
Don't use pills but I ain't poor,
I just don't go to the store.
I got Power items galore,
But I don't use 'em anymore.
The Pokerus is just a bore.
I value effort as a trainer,
Train 'em 'till they hit the floor.
Yeah I've seen you at Cinnabar,
Surfin' the shore
With your bullet punch Scizor,
And your Breloom that knows Spore.
Its fine a nap sounds good but watch out 'cause I Snore.
And just 'cause you beat the Elite Four doesn't mean you're a pro,
In fact you're really slow bro.
And I'm fast as a Swellow,
Known from here to Johto.
The king of Kanto and Sinnoh.
I'm a rare and you're promo.
They call you common I'm holo.
Usin' my tech to get the K.O.
Beatin' ya deck six ta zero.
I like to take my time,
I've got my Own Tempo.
Don't need a Persim to Thrash
Or Rock Head to Head Smash.
You better use that Focus Sash,
Don't get one-hit by my Splash.
Luck Incense; give me your cash,
But you can keep that Sacred Ash
Because you'll need it in a moment when I bring out my Whiscash,
'Cause your Wormadam is Trash
I could knock it out in a Flash.
Whoa, hold up, did you say Pokeeman? Come on!
There's not two 'Es' just one.
Don't switch the 'O' to an 'A',
Pronounce it right okay.
'Cause I could beat you any day
I don't care what you say.
You're still just a BK
Despite your Action Replay
I'll take you on anyway.
You wanna battle right now,
That's right you better Run Away.
