*Grabs a mic, and light centers on PIKA2*
Okie!
Guess who's back?
Back again!
Jeremy's back!
Tell some men!
Now everyone report to the dance floor,
To the dance floor, to the dance floor,
Now everyone report to the dance floor,
Alright Stop... Pajama time!
Come here little kiddies, on my lap!
Guess who's back with a brand new rap!
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
No worries, pappa's got a brand new bag of toys!
What else could i possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but little boys!!
That's not a stab at Micheal,
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho!
I go a little bit crazy sometimes,
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes!
Good god, dip, do a little slide!
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide!
Up the center of the dance floor,
Tee pee for my bunghole and it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know who'd hear it
Give a little poot poot, it's ok. (Fart!)
Oops my cd just skipped!
And everyone just heard you let one rip!
Now I'm gonna make you dance
Get your chance
Yeah boy shake that thang!
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl!
Girl you know you're my world!
Alright now lose it!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Just lose it!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Go crazy!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Oh baby!
Aah aah!
Oh baby baby aah aah!
It's Friday and it's my day!
Used to party all the way to Sunday
Maybe till Monday, I dunno what day
Everday's just a holiday!
Crusin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda breezy
Got the top down, let my hair blow
I dunno where i'm goin'
All I know is when i get there
Someones gonna touch my body!
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feel just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out...there
What's your name girl
What's your sign
Dr Dre: Man, you must be out your mind
Dre aah aah
Beer goggles, blind
I'm just trying to unwind
Now I'm gonna make you dance
Get your chance
Yeah boy shake that thang!
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl!
Girl you know you're my world!
Alright now lose it!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Just lose it!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Go crazy!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Oh baby!
Aah aah!
Oh baby baby aah aah!
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and i don't know what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
Aah aah aah aah aah
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty
They said save it
Boy we caught you on tape
Yelling at an old lady, touch my body
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
it's real intense no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
A step back to reality
Look it's B.Rabbit
You signed me up to battle
I'm a grown man
Duba duba duba duba duba duba
I don't have any lines to go right here so...
Duba duba duba duba
Fellas!
What!?
Fellas!
What!?
Grab you left one, make the right one jealous!
What?
Black girls,
White girls,
Skinny girls,
Fat girls,
Tall girls,
Small girls,
I'm calling all girls!
Everyone report to the dance floor!
It's your chance for a little romance on!
Butt squeezin it's the season
Just go aah aah aah aah!
So appeasing!
Now I'm gonna make you dance
Get your chance
Yeah boy shake that thang!
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl!
Girl you know you're my world!
Alright now lose it!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Just lose it!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Go crazy!
Aah aah aah aah aah!
Oh baby!
Aah aah!
Oh baby baby aah aah!
Mmmmm touch my body!
Mmmmm touch my body!
Ooh boy just touch my body!
I mean girl just touch my body!
What? ^.^; I AM the center of attention. XD