Pokefakers

[Sir Pikachu]

Suck at pokemon. Great Personality :]

 

[machomuu]

(sigh) honestly, it'd be nice if he had a mini legend like phione though...
EDIT:I said he was a faker, I said NOTHING about him catching a legend (btw, I usually don't get stressed out over stuff like this)...

 

[Vernikova]

Pione is completely useless, it would be horrible. Plus, it can't battle on land. It would be Ash's version of Misty's Goldeen.

 

[Roronoa Zolo]

(sigh) honestly, it'd be nice if he had a mini legend like phione though...
EDIT:I said he was a faker, I said NOTHING about him catching a legend (btw, I usually don't get stressed out over stuff like this)...

Well basing on your first post.

There are two big fakers (or lyers) in pokemon: Brock and Ash. Ash wants to be a pokemon master, but this keeps happening:

Ash: Wow, it's Suicune!!
...
Misty: Well, aren't you going to catch it?
Ash: Nah, I'm just gonna stare :).

Ash: Woah, It's Rayquaza!!
...
May: Well, aren't you gonna catch it?
Ash: No, I'm just gonna watch :).

Ash: Cool, It's a Darkrai!!
...
Dawn: Well aren't you gonna catch it?
Ash: Nuh uh, I'm just gonna gaze :).

You make it sound like Ash needs to catch a legendary to be a Pokemon Master.

So i disagree about you saying

I said NOTHING about him catching a legend

Anyways about Phione.
Phione will be a usless crap on Ash team.
Ash strategy is Power and Speed.
And Phione got none of that.