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Pokejokes maker

mzmingle

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    Want to make a Pokejoke? Here, we make jokes, one by one. Don't understand? Here.
    Player1:What do you get when you cross a Bulbasaur with a Pikachu?
    Player2: Bulba...CHOO! What did Pikachu say to Ash in the Gym Battle?
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    Like that. So lets start!

    Why did Pikachu use Thunderbolt on the Rhydon?
     
    To make it blast off to the other side.
    (see what i did thar?)

    What did Kyogre say to the Elygem?
     
    Nothing, it just waved!
    What do you get when you cross a Bug Type and metal?
     
    A purple glop that always seems to dissapear.
    (Daycare Lady: Oh! A purple glop? What is it?
    BABY DITTO used TRANSFORM on LEAF!
    Daycare Lady: Oh, it was just a leaf.)

    One day Pikachu ate too many donuts, making his stomach upset. Snorlax, used to this kind of stuff, gave Pikachu some rather odd advice. What did the Snorlax tell the Pikachu?
     
    Just the normal stuff, except they grind the beans in their Meowth...

    Why was the Scizor not allowed on the jogging track?
     
    'Cause he kept on bugging others.
    (Get it? Get it? Sigh! Why do I try...)

    What did the 8 year old say to his Arceus?
     
    "I swear the moment I turn ten, the two of us are going to rule the world!"

    What did the Charmander say when he saw Squirtle eating HIS pecha berry?
     
    He fainted with that coin still on his head.
    What do you get when you cross a Drilbur and a Giratina?
     
    A Missingno!

    Why is Chainsaw Meowth so much better than Limanya's Delcatty?
     
    I don't know, probably because money matters!
    Why did the Grimer WALK across the road?
     
    Why not?

    What did Chainsaw Meowth do when he saw Julian teh cute Oshawott stuck in a well?
     
    Because Meowth is worse than Delcatty, why else?

    What did the Aipom say to the Chimchar?
     
    How should I know? I don't understand pokemon!

    Why did Limanya's Delcatty and Chainsaw Meowth fight?
     
    Cause Glameow's a pacifist.

    Why did Chainsaw Meowth go out with Screwdriver Skitty instead of Drill Delcatty?
     
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