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Y-you didn't post a question. Lemme fix that up:

Why did Chainsaw Meowth lick the Bidoof?
 
Maybe the Bidoof was a cake...?
How do you make an Igglybuff explode?
 
Put an angry Voltorb in it and wait.

Why did Jirachi cross the road?
 
If they were square, they would be Pokéboxes.
What did the Zangoose say when it used Cut to cut down a tree?
 
Themselves.
Why is a Slowbro slow?
 
Because Bro made it so that slowbro is slow, or if wrong, i don't know, y'know what, just go...and row....a boat.

What would happen if I left a Skitty and a Wailord Missingno. in the daycare.
 
Because rollout is too shrewd for his sandy-preferences.
(...be quiet, you!)

Why did Darkrai refer to the trainer as 'his child' when the trainer asked to learn how to be evil?
 
Well, evolution of course! As we all know, evolution by natural selection, such as this, leads to natural improvements over the course of millions of years. So if said Zubat and Tentacool continued for millions of years, we'd end up with...

Spoiler:


Why did Magikarp steal Caterpie's Oran Berry?
 
Because he was hurt and he couldn't be bothered to splash to the shops.

Why is Bulbasaur called Bulbasaur? Why not Jim?!
 
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