Welcome to Pokemon Center, a comedy about a group of Pokemon who live in a Pokemon Center! The Characters include:
Piku, a Pikachu
Muncher, a Munchlax
Charmetar, a Charmander
Planterra, a Chikorita
Snivers, a Snivy
Quilaxer, a Quilava
Poliswag, a Poliwag
Porygort, a Porygon
Hercless, a Heracross
And so, without further ado, let's get started!
Chapter 1: The Beginning...of the Stuff!
Piku walked into the Pokemon Center. At first glance, any normal trainer would think this a normal center. A normal Nurse Joy, a normal Chansey, a normal...well, everything! But upon closer inspection, nothing was normal, as Piku is about to find out. Piku's trainer walked up to the desk of the Pokemon Center, and started talking with the Nurse Joy. After a bit, he let out Muncher, Piku's best friend, and turned to them.
"Now, guys, there's something important I have to tell you. I'm leaving you two here for a couple of years while I help out my mother with some important things, and totally not because I'm moving to a Pokemon-free beach house in Hawai. You two be good, okay?"
"Pika Pika, Pika-chu!" Piku said.(Translation: "And you just now decide to tell us about this?!"
"That's a good Piku. Now, I have to go, I'll be late for my flight. See ya!"
And with that, he left. Piku turned to Muncher.
"Now what? I can't believe he just left us here! It's like when Justin Beiber broke up with Selena Gomez!"
"Justin Beiber never broke up with Selena Gomez." Muncher said.
"Well, he should've! She's so stuck up!"
"What does this have to do with what we do now?"
"Probably nothing. Let's go look around."
As they looked around, they noticed that whoever designed this place obviously never got the news that disco died. Eventually, they found the telescreens.
"Aha!" Piku said. "I'm going to call our trainer and give him a piece of my mind!"
Piku started punching in numbers, but nothing happened. He tried banging on it, with the same result. He kicked the machinery, and then let loose with a Thunderbolt.
"Owch!"
Piku stared, wide-eyed.
"Telescreens don't go 'Owch'."
"Maybe it's a Transformer." Muncher said.
"I think you're right! I can see the symbol! It's...OH NO!! It's a Decepticon! EVERYBODY RUN! DECEPTICON INVASION!!!!!!!!"
This earned him some strange looks from the other Pokemon in the room. Suddenly, the screen started flashing, and a Pokemon came out of it!
"Are...are you a Decepticon?" Piku asked warily.
"No, thank you! I'm Porygort the Porygon, at your services!"
"That's a long name. Do you have a shorter name that people call you?"
"Crazy!"
"Ooookay...So, why are you here at the Pokemon Center?"
"I'm the Technician/Doctor/Pineapple Destroyer here!"
"Pineapple Des-"
"SHUUSHHEE!! They have spies absotabelutley EVERYWHAR nowaday!
"I could barely understand that. Who has spies everywhere?"
"Well, the Pineapples, of course! Don't those heary thingys on top of your cranium work, or are they just for decoratery porpoise?"
"Uh..."
"Well, nice meeting you guys! Have a nicethey lighty time!"
And with that, Porygort zapped back into the computer.
"Well, that was certainly...interesting." Muncher said. "He seems nice, though."
"Tell me about it. I wonder who else we'll meet here at this strange place."
Suddenly, they heard laughing coming from behind them. They turned around to see a Snivy laughing at them.
"Hey, what's the big idea?!" Piku said.
"You two are just so easy to laugh at. So naive. Of course, I wouldn't expect anything else from a couple of Pokemon from those Kanto Boonies and Sinnoh Wastespaces."
"Why you little...We're just as good as you are! What makes you so special?!"
"I'm from a region that actually matters, and, henceforth, I matter much more than you two Boonie Busters."
"Oh, yeah?! At least we have competence, instead of just blabbering off nonsense like you!"
"Why don't you put your Poke where your mouth is, then? I challenge you to a battle!"
End Chapter 1
Will Piku accept the challenge? If so, who will win? What will happen after that? When will this comedy get funnier? Will we ever stop with these annoying questions? Find out next time!
Piku, a Pikachu
Muncher, a Munchlax
Charmetar, a Charmander
Planterra, a Chikorita
Snivers, a Snivy
Quilaxer, a Quilava
Poliswag, a Poliwag
Porygort, a Porygon
Hercless, a Heracross
And so, without further ado, let's get started!
Chapter 1: The Beginning...of the Stuff!
Piku walked into the Pokemon Center. At first glance, any normal trainer would think this a normal center. A normal Nurse Joy, a normal Chansey, a normal...well, everything! But upon closer inspection, nothing was normal, as Piku is about to find out. Piku's trainer walked up to the desk of the Pokemon Center, and started talking with the Nurse Joy. After a bit, he let out Muncher, Piku's best friend, and turned to them.
"Now, guys, there's something important I have to tell you. I'm leaving you two here for a couple of years while I help out my mother with some important things, and totally not because I'm moving to a Pokemon-free beach house in Hawai. You two be good, okay?"
"Pika Pika, Pika-chu!" Piku said.(Translation: "And you just now decide to tell us about this?!"
"That's a good Piku. Now, I have to go, I'll be late for my flight. See ya!"
And with that, he left. Piku turned to Muncher.
"Now what? I can't believe he just left us here! It's like when Justin Beiber broke up with Selena Gomez!"
"Justin Beiber never broke up with Selena Gomez." Muncher said.
"Well, he should've! She's so stuck up!"
"What does this have to do with what we do now?"
"Probably nothing. Let's go look around."
As they looked around, they noticed that whoever designed this place obviously never got the news that disco died. Eventually, they found the telescreens.
"Aha!" Piku said. "I'm going to call our trainer and give him a piece of my mind!"
Piku started punching in numbers, but nothing happened. He tried banging on it, with the same result. He kicked the machinery, and then let loose with a Thunderbolt.
"Owch!"
Piku stared, wide-eyed.
"Telescreens don't go 'Owch'."
"Maybe it's a Transformer." Muncher said.
"I think you're right! I can see the symbol! It's...OH NO!! It's a Decepticon! EVERYBODY RUN! DECEPTICON INVASION!!!!!!!!"
This earned him some strange looks from the other Pokemon in the room. Suddenly, the screen started flashing, and a Pokemon came out of it!
"Are...are you a Decepticon?" Piku asked warily.
"No, thank you! I'm Porygort the Porygon, at your services!"
"That's a long name. Do you have a shorter name that people call you?"
"Crazy!"
"Ooookay...So, why are you here at the Pokemon Center?"
"I'm the Technician/Doctor/Pineapple Destroyer here!"
"Pineapple Des-"
"SHUUSHHEE!! They have spies absotabelutley EVERYWHAR nowaday!
"I could barely understand that. Who has spies everywhere?"
"Well, the Pineapples, of course! Don't those heary thingys on top of your cranium work, or are they just for decoratery porpoise?"
"Uh..."
"Well, nice meeting you guys! Have a nicethey lighty time!"
And with that, Porygort zapped back into the computer.
"Well, that was certainly...interesting." Muncher said. "He seems nice, though."
"Tell me about it. I wonder who else we'll meet here at this strange place."
Suddenly, they heard laughing coming from behind them. They turned around to see a Snivy laughing at them.
"Hey, what's the big idea?!" Piku said.
"You two are just so easy to laugh at. So naive. Of course, I wouldn't expect anything else from a couple of Pokemon from those Kanto Boonies and Sinnoh Wastespaces."
"Why you little...We're just as good as you are! What makes you so special?!"
"I'm from a region that actually matters, and, henceforth, I matter much more than you two Boonie Busters."
"Oh, yeah?! At least we have competence, instead of just blabbering off nonsense like you!"
"Why don't you put your Poke where your mouth is, then? I challenge you to a battle!"
End Chapter 1
Will Piku accept the challenge? If so, who will win? What will happen after that? When will this comedy get funnier? Will we ever stop with these annoying questions? Find out next time!