Pokemon Choas Black

[refep]

UPDATE 1: A BAD BEGGINNIG

Spoiler:

Ok... Starts like all the hacks.

Starts like all the hacks.

Starts like- OH LETS JUST GET ON WITH IT!

There we go!:D

Beaules? Magore? I can already tell this is game is gonna SUCK!

Wow....the names are worse than quartz!

Nope. I'd rather lie down and eat crisps if you dont mind.
So no pokemon for me. D'ya underst-

WHAT THE HELL !!!!!!!!!!

OH GOD! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!

DO NOT AVIOD MY QUESTION !
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Pokemon?

Welcome to Pokemon Choas Black where famous people
are given names of trees!
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Can I call you Elm?

( At this point I somehow lost some screenshots)

I'm Pipal but you can call me......

Yeah! Refep is so awesome and stuff!
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I think

Yup!

Wait I have a question Mew3? Whats hacked in this game?

Wow..... De ja vu!

Cheap,absent minded chap. Doesn't remember his own grandson's name!

SMEAGOL...... (I have watched waaaaay to much LOTF!)

SMEAGOL! SMEAGOL NICE!! SMEAGOL GOOD! DIRTY LITTLE HOBITTSIES
THEY TOOK IT FROM US! *gollum* *gollum*

WHO SAID THAT!:paranoid:

Huh...
Yeah?

Oh yeah about that...... see-

Oak you literally stink.
IN BOTH SENSES!

SORRY! SORRY! IT WAS A-

joke.....
Well lets explore this blasted prison Oak set aside for us....

Yeesh... I heard that pokemon chaos black had bad fakemon but that is *shudder*

Ohhhhhh... Your my mom!

: It also says you some cheap, lame drink gives you wings.

: Really? Whats the name!

: Your not my mom..... are you?

: No, I'm Baro in disguise!

:

Appearantly this is no name town....

Which one of you trees is an oak?

Why is there a spatcula on top of my head?

Oh it's you........
LET ME GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!

You mean that purple rat?

I'd rather not.....

AHH LET ME GO.......
WHY ARE YOU DRAGGING ME...
Gandalf?

How did we get here?

HE IS YOUR GRANDSON! PLEASE REMEMBER NEXT TIME!

God your forgetful.......

You remembered my name...
What a pleasent surprise!:)

I see you and Smeagol.... who's the third?

I'm finally funny!

You mean those three cricket balls on the table?

Hmmmmm....... I'm always interested in seeing ancient pokemon!

What happened to the purple rat?

Awwwww..... Can't I have 2...:cheeky:

Go rot in your home!:badsmile:

Awww..:disappoin

That looks seriously depressing....
espically after 9/11....

Somebody just shot that out of their nose...

No comment.....

Ok so which abomonation do you choose....
Also choose its name!

 

[ChaosJester083]

Well looks promising so keep it up.

 

[fango pango]

Decent enough...made me giggle couple of times but
I can't help but think you need to look at Chorocojo's LPs

 

[ChaosJester083]

Decent enough...made me giggle couple of times but
I can't help but think you need to look at Chorocojo's LPs

I completely agree it is where I got the basic building blocks of my style down.

 

[refep]

Thanks everybody. I'm just gonna built onto update 1 because of the short update rule.Gonna look up Chorocojo...

 

[fango pango]

incase you can't find them
https://lparchive.org/Pokemon-Emerald/
there is the link to one of their LP's

 

[refep]

Updated the Update!
Be sure to look at it.
(Open update 1)

 

[fango pango]

Flaon (sorry if name wrong) called Mufasa :)

 

[refep]

Update 2 is coming tomorrow...
Taken the screenshots.
BTW how to we use coded smilies?
Let me try..

:rock:

 

[fango pango]

I DONT KNOW XD
if i knew id say so sorry refep your on your own

 

[refep]

Here we go.... this is update 2

Update 2: Shizards?

Spoiler:

Yes, Yes I am.

Really? Anything from your youth must be lying around in old people (or pokemon) houses.....

Yay! WOOT! WOOT!

Yes, Yes I would

He's Mufasa! The naugthy lion!!

What did you take!!!!

Oh.... The snot rag!

I'm not WOOTING for you, mate....
...
Your pokemon might touch me
plus I also hate you!

Lets not..

I'd rather throw both of us in a dark abyss.
:badsmile:

OK I'LL BATTLE YOU!!!!!!
...
Gosh these people take everythink so literally...

And I am gonna kick his butt!

I would have kicked his pokemon's butt too but it doesn't
have one...:disappoin

YAY!

AWESOME!

I've run out of nice things to say....
:disappoin

Not really....

Yeah blame it all on the buttless snot-rag...

ATLAST! FREEDOM!:D

Is that Golaith... Anyways

Splat!

Ummm..... I can't describe that..

But I dont have to!:badsmile:

Anyway, Thank ye, Tase!...
hey that rhymay!

WOOT! WOOT!

Do you sell pokemon?
If I have enough I'll take a Rayqaza,Deoxys,Groudon,Cele-

Oh..:disappoin

YOU'D BETTER GIVE ME SOMETHING FREE!

:badsmile:

:)

I have navigated silently through the labyrinth of ledges and
now I am have entered Vivadrin city ...
I think I spelled it wrong... I don't give a damn!

I have entered the pokemon center only to find a
nurse with a bad hair day....

HEAL MY POKEMON!

ME: Hmppf!
Her: Please dont set a naughty lion on me!

I take a look at the really badly made map!
And puke..

Have you ever visited a town where when you came inside a shop
and a person could istantly realize where you came from and who
you know?
Sheesh thats dumb...

Sadly...

No...

WHAT THE!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TELL ME!
*shakes Oak*

HOW DID I GET THA-oof!
*Oak slapped Refep*

Oh god no....

Like grandfather like grandson!
:)

OMG! HE KNEW I WAS COMING HERE!
That absent minded physcic-literate-magician-professer-

Translation:
On my desk, there is my new invention
th HANDbAG!

But thats impossible!

Oh nothings impossible in THIS world is it!:paranoid:

I'd rather not....

I took this only because it was shiny...

Of course we can't.....
We have to disect it!:badsmile:
But MAJID is alread disected
and who can disect a glob of play-doh like BLIQU....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I ain't divin around catchin' no shizar's or the lot of 'em (hilly billy accent)

I love freebies....

WOOT! WOOT!

I know its a bit short but my comps acting up. I hope you enjoy...

 

[fango pango]

This one was better xD
And it made me laugh quite a good bit xD
So good episode XD

 

[refep]

YAY! I found out how to use smilies!

Update 3 is coming soon. Stay Tuned!

 

[zigazav]

Hehe, refap, you're funny! I think I laughed so hard I cried! Or, these tears are from being tired. I don't really know.

 

[refep]

Hello guys. I'm not going to be updating this thread so don't bother. Moderaters you can lock it. If you want to check out my current LP just click the link in the sig.

 

[Captain Fabio]

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