Pokemon 'Diamond' - Keitai Denjuu Telefang (2.0)

[bobandbill]

Part Forty-One: Grabbin' keys
Or looking at every dead end.

Spoiler:

Last time, we found out we need to find a key. Instead we found diamonds in the confusing room.

Good way to start an update!

Oh this is boring, go away.

I don't like how small the map is.... why did they do this?

Well, that's good motivation, I won't deny that.

But you should get some different e-monsters first.

Hmm...

What a tricky puzzle. -_-

Heh, not a bad attempt.

Woo, more questionable evolution permission cards!

Breakin' pots.

No.

Oh, another treasure chest. And statues.

Statues means important stuff, usually.

Unfortunately it doesn't mean tough battles.

Woo! Teleg sucks for him but who cares about that?

And there we go!

But first, let's just see the other dead ends this maze has.

Well, this isn't too helpful.

Hmm...

Aha!

I just talk to them, and try to save them only to get rejected.

It's a bird on fire, you're scarier than it. Seriously, you have a gun, and a weird body, and tentacles...

Too many birds. =/

That's good.

Heh.

I guess it doesn't have one...?

Bugger.

This guy doesn't have much health, clearly.

Stop that.

I'm worse off at the moment...

That helps.

Sigh.

Sigh again.

Nearly there.

It sure is.

Whip it~

Yet again, stalling for time...

Whoops

I still won at least, but three birds are a bugger.

Not bad.

Bek hasn't got time for this.

He has time to talk to useless RESEARCH people though.

Curious.

Maybe you should just... leave?

Fine, just stand there. I don't need you anyway, I'm fine with this Tsita thing.

Are who in those places? Other birds? Yep, they're kinda knocked out right now.

Dang, it's taunting me.

Which one are you talking about?

What a pointless setup.

Do you really need to ask?

Okay.

Heh. Hit is nearly in the 100s too!

See all these guys you don't need to battle?

Pity they have repeat setups.

Bah.

Yes, I fought a lot of you, the end.

Huh, odd arrangement...

Really...?

At least it had diamonds I don't need?

Sigh...

#Pimp

Right, where else haven't we been?

Huh, neat, a bit of backstory.

Fishing.

I refuse!

That's useful.

Sorry.

O_O

I know! I'm just exploring!

A boss fight, probably. There's been a pattern to these things.

Odd place for a dagger...

Why

No.

Ah, so that's what was in the chest.

A rock from the moon.

...I'll just keep this then.

Interestingly, this is a thing that can happen! You need to go to your phone and remove phone numbers if you want to add anyone else.

It's simple, but you need to do it one at a time. =/

Anyways...

Back to the room we go.

Well said! Well enough, anyway.

Hear that, SANABRA?

That's the sound of your pots breaking!

And we're going to break you! Aw yeah

 

[bobandbill]

Part Forty-Two: What a nice chap!
Or another boss fight.

Spoiler:

Last time, we finally decided to go and take on the boss. Let's do this!

Well, well! Mr. SANABRA.

What's not good for Bek? I guess standing in this room for too long would be unhealthy... no windows, no plants, no food...

Bek isn't happy.

What friend?

No Bek, you're not supposed to actually consider his request.

The birthplace? Huh.

Yes, very nice, Bek. I don't think that's relevant to the conversation though.

Wait who are you

CHAP, eh? Nice name.

What isn't nice is his stats. For us, anyway. He's 10+ levels higher than us.

For comparison, these are the stats of the two guys I'm going with for this fight.

[Wait]

That's not how you wait!

I was quite lucky there.

Oh.

Oh dear.

Yes... please, lower my ineffective attack instead of actually attacking us.

We know, game.

This doesn't depend on attack strength at least!

Pretty done minor though...

I think we'll be relying on this strategy.

That was short lived.

I'll have to rely on this, as chipping away 4 HP at a time will not work.

Thanks, dumb AI!

Hmm.

Just keep yelling!

Keep, uh, diverging!

No stop that.

Did being scaled make any difference? @_@

[Be yelling..]

That makes three stat boosts.

Man, I'm really lucking out here at the moment.

This is so slow ugh.

Four...

Buh.

Then he went again! \o/

Five times in a row? Seriously? @_@ AI is being very weird here.

Now to actually do some damage.

Oh yay!

That was a critical hit.

After four stat boosts.

Good, keep doing that.

Chip damage~

Keep going...

This is working better than I expected, but to be fair I have lucked out way too much so far.

Another instance recovery.

And his first attack!

In one hit, he's done more than Not-Sandslash could deal to him with a critical and four attack boosts. That's kind of scary. If he did that against our tentacle GANTSU guy, then it's be a OHKO as well.

Keep on poisoning, and don't get hit!

So close!

~twist and shout~

Too late, CHAP.

Crit mattered.

Woo!

I will admit this though, it took me three tries for this rather lucky run. Amazed that I beat CHAP with everyone remaining conscious in fact!

I know.

What is a Bek? A miserable pile of baseball?

Oh hey, life tree. That's that thing that was mentioned back in Bamu Sea as a password- and wait, that's where e-monsters are born?

...It's a fitting name, I guess.

Clearly he wants to host a party there.

Nothing? Okay, we believe you. Don't forget to invite us!

You can't tell, but they started flashing indicating they're teleporting away.

Oh.

You and me, Bek.

A phone call!

Huh, that's convenient.

Pizza.

What a coincidence! But I'd rather he talked about pizza, to be honest.

Yes, more backtracking! I can't wait!!

Stop being ominous, Sungki.

First, let's get out of this forest.

Hopefully.

Aw, someone acknowledged us and actually left the building. About time!

I agree. Then we wouldn't have to go in more mazes.

You guys are pretty darn boring.

Back to the normal! If you call this normal anyway.

I wonder though - why did they kidnap everyone there? What is the benefit of staring at this e-monsters in a building to learn about life tree or whatnot? And why not just go inside their homes and stare at them there? This makes no sense.

How rude of SANABRA.

How rude of BUBARI.

That actually sounds kinda cool.

Anyways, on with the backtracking!

Screw the last tree.

Hurrah for minimal shortcuts!

Right, we're here-

wait.

Yay!

No!

Why indeed? I don't understand your point, IKUSOR.

Anyways, time for a story next update, I suppose.