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Pokemon jokes!

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Why did all the cutlery stick to the Pok?mon trainer?

Because he had a magneton!
 
What happened when it got too wild at the Battle Tent?
It became a circus.

Why didn't anyone like the bird Pokemon?
Because it Taillowed all their secrets.

Why did Regice have a lot of friends?
Because he was a cool dude.

Why did Groudon try to eat Kyogre?
Because Groudon likes fish.

Did you hear about the mantine/dragon mix?
He was a stingrayquaza.

What did the legendary Pokemon call out to other Pokemon when the ferry was about to leave?
"Latiast chance!!" (Last chance)

What does Wattson say when he comes home from work?
"Ohm, sweet ohm."

About 3000 years in the future, what did the archaeologist think were rare gems when he excavataed North America?
Ruby Version, Sapphire Version and Emerald Version.
 
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what pokemon works at a market wishcash regesters
 
An autopsy report on a dead Charmander never found out the cause of it's death.
BTW, it had a problem with wetting beds.

(Taken Inspired by a certain Pokemon comedy 4-panel manga)
 
May's hat's on so tight that Ash said, "Look a dead Taillow!" and May looks up in the sky and says, "Where?"
Once May went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
Jessie is so poor that when Cassidy asked what she was doing when she was holding a can, she told Cassidy she was moving
Jessie is so poor that when you open her front door, you're in her backyard! XD
 
I got some:
"How do you kill a Pok?mon?"
You EXEGGCUTE them

"What are Pok?mon's favorite hamburger?"
The McCargo Burger

"What does an Abra say when it's evolving?"
Abra...Kadabra

"What does a Pok?mon Rock Football team say in a match?"
Goal'em

"What is Mightyena's favorite show?"
Mighty Morphing Power Rangers

"What does a Voltorb say to a Jigglypuff?"
Shut up or I'll explode!
 
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DarkPkmnMaster said:
I got some:
"How do you kill a Pok?mon?"
You EXEGGCUTE them

"What are Pok?mon's favorite hamburger?"
The McCargo Burger

"What does an Abra say when it's evolving?"
Abra...Kadabra

"What does a Pok?mon Rock Football team say in a match?"
Goal'em

"What is Mightyena's favorite show?"
Mighty Morphing Power Rangers

"What does a Voltorb say to a Jigglypuff?"
Shut up or I'll explode!
Click to expand...
:laugh:
That's funny!

What did the slowking say when it met the pichu?
Nice to meet chu!

Why does Team Rocket barely have any pokemon?
Because they don't have the pokeBALLS to catch any!!
Okay that's all I've got.
 
Alright, heres some:

If your talking to a Snorlax say, At least I know my ABC's, all you know is KFC.

If Snorlax was painted red, people will yell out, Koolaid!

Psyduck is so stupid, it stole a bunch of free samples.

Snorlax is so fat, when it jumps, it gets stuck(lame and if it can jump :P ).

Jynk is so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.

Ash Ketchem is so poor, When I threw a rock through his window, I hit everybody.

Ash Ketchem is so poor, When I opened his front door, I was in the Back yard.

Treecko is so skiny, when he falls and gets injured, he doesn't get drove to the hospital, he gets faxed to the hospital.

And thats it.
 
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Joke #1
>Knock Knock
>Who's there?
>Mew
>Mew who?
>Mewtwo? No, it's Mewthree!
(Mewthree is a pokegod)

Joke #2
>Knock Knock
>Who's there?
>Missingno.
>Missingno. who?
>Sorry, I have not seen a missing number. Hope he is okay.

Joke #3
>Knock Knock
>Who's there?
>'M
>'M who?
>'M 'M
>'M 'M who?
>Could I have some?
 
What happened when one Charizard took the full Fire Blast from another Charizard?
He became a Shiny Charizard.

Cassidy's shirt is so tight that the R looks like a horizontal line
Cassidy's boots are so tight that everyone calls her Wild West Cinderella when she goes to the rodeo
Jessie's skirt is so tight that it looks like shorts
Jessie's ORIGINAL shirt is so tight that she demanded to wear the white and red R shirt over it when they were making the video

What Pokemon sees disasters about to happen?
ESPeon.

What Pokemon are scientists very busily trying to unlock the secrets of?
Deoxysribonucleic acid.

Wild Super-Uber-Annoying Little Brother appeared!
Go, Jhgghyu!
*Shiny Jhgghyu shines*
Wild Super-Uber-Annoying Little Brother used Jabber!
It's super effective!
Jhgghyu took 56 points of damage!
Jhgghyu used It's All His Fault!
It's super effective!
Wild Super-Uber-Annoying Little Brother took 234 points of damage!
Jhgghyu threw an Ultra Ball!
Gotcha! Super-Uber-Annoying Little Brother was caught!
Do you want to give a name to Super-Uber-Annoying Little Brother?
Super-Uber-Annoying Little Brother was sent to Lanette's PC. It was placed in box "GRASS".
 
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About 3000 years in the future, what did the archaeologist think were precious metals when he performed a dig in Japan?
Gold Version and Silver Version.
 
Haha! All these jokes own! XD I think I have one. So sorry if it's lame:

What Pokemon best describes improbable?

Farfetch'd

OK bad joke I admit it. XP
 
When the squirtle squad opened a toy shop, what did they call it?
Blast-Toys.
What happened when Satoshi's dragon attacked him?
He was CHARizarded into ASH.
Meowth is so clumsy he tripped over his cordless phone
Meowth is so dumb that when he saw the pretty Meowth from Hollywood he walked up to her and said 'hi, what's your name?'
Jessie's so old that she believes she's 11 years old
May's so dumb that when her Combusken evolved she said, "Look, a Torchic!"
Jessie's so fat that when she walked over to a Snorlax the Snorlax said, "Oh, look, another world walking up to me."
 
What do ya do to a girl after your first date?
Smoochum

(lame)
 
I don't know if this counts as a joke but, this one time at pokemon camp, I shoved a Weedle up my Venusaur

~TSBK~
 
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